First off, I have a website outside of here:
http://www.morganfoster.com/
which you can all go to.
I'm also the lead singer of the Chicago, IL based band Common Shiner . So yeah, I'm kind of a rock star. And by kind of, I mean not at all.
And since I hate filling in these kinds of things, I'm going to do so in satirical fashion.
Height: 6'3.3?
Weight: Roughly .14 metric tons
Relationship Interests: Fling / Friend with Benefits / Endless Devotion
Hobbies: I guess I just like to have a good time. I’m a lot of fun, and I just like going out to clubs with friends and dancing. I also love going out on my boat and soaking up the sun. Other then that I guess I like to waste the day away reading and playing video games, wallowing in my own apathy and self-loathing. One of my favorite things to do is eat my own body weight in grape tomatoes.
Favorite Movies: Last Action Hero, Baby Geniuses, Scary Movie 2, Hard Rain, Pooty Tang
Job: Independent Contractor for Staplesâ„¢
Pets: Two Alpacas - Freon and Funk Soulmaster
Things that Irritate me about others: Unibrows; people who can move their ears; people who drone on and on about themselves; people who discuss chess strategy; and people who don’t listen
Favorite Actor: Bob Sagat
Perfect 1st Date: Eating at a nice italian restaurant, then taking a nice relaxing walk through a downtown park and laughing at old people.
Additional Comments: I guess I’m just like a lot of people so email me - [email protected]
