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The Wee Man

About Me

When mild mannered tosser Neil Bratchpiece drinks radioactive Irn Bru, he transforms into The Wee Man, angry scum crusader and purveyor of top quality dick jokes...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whatever cunt pissed on the door to my close the other night, so as to introduce him soundly to the fat end of a pool cue.

My Blog

Censorship Schmensorship

The Wee Man's Thoughts on CensorshipSo it turns out the Orwellian Overcunts at Crummy Govan FM have prevented The Wee Man and NEDS KRU from bringing a little bit of lighthearted music into the otherwi...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:07:00 GMT

Bratchpiece Charity Show

Me and my clan are putting on a show tomorrow night (Tue 3 April) in the Arches Cafe Bar for charitable reasons, specifically AIDS awareness projects in Africa. A bit like Comic Relief but with less c...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Here You! Trailer


Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:53:00 GMT

Some thoughts on television

Why aren't there more gurners on TV? That is all.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:07:00 GMT

What the fuck is the internet?

So that's me on maspace then, your comprehensive online source for wanks an paedos.I suppose it's quite good I'm usin' this magic shiny box for something other than hours of soul-eating porn abuse.Plu...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:59:00 GMT