Where are The Tabloid Press? FREE TUNES! |
Boo.
Everyone likes free stuff. Especially when it's just so brilliant.
Our originally-recorded diverse trio of tunes - Chart Song, Start Breathing and 59% - are back up for your ear-loving ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:16:00 GMT |
FREE Tunes, Gig Review & Used Nappies! |
Well, not the last one obviously. Or maybe, there is a funny smell around Tabloid Towers at the moment and I'm not entirely sure what it might be. Let's blame Joel, he carries the vague look of a man ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:13:00 GMT |
Lyrical Tongue-Lash |
Boo.
Hi there porn fans. Glad to see you've taken a small amount of time away from the sweaty flesh-yum delights of cum-drenched online fuckery to read this. In fact, I'm quite surprised you c...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:07:00 GMT |
Inn, Idiocy & In Me / Cheeky Tunes |
Inn, Idiocy and In Me
The Inn on the Square had a revamp a while ago; fancy new raised stage, instruments adorning the walls and garish artrock screaming at you reminding you that you'r...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:00:00 GMT |
Piccies, Porridge & Putty |
A photo shoot? Shit, really? I acknowledge that my supreme vanity makes Narcissus look like a self-loathing vein-slicer but I've always been aware that this is a peculiarly singular vision. No one fin...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:44:00 GMT |
The Tabloid Press Movie Trailer |
Blimey, where did we suddenly get so many gigs? Well, at least four, and putting four things into Jamie's diary is an accomplishment in itself (given that he smoked it back in March). Having not had m...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:28:00 GMT |
Prickly Pat Pants |
Hey Press Packers,
I'm bursting. Not literally, that would render me unable to type words. What's a better phrase? "I'm itching?" No, too physical again, plus it makes me look dirty and in...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:29:00 GMT |
County, Queens & Cooper |
They're mixed to maddeningly ear-pleasing level, they're bloody great and they're coming soon to a myspace near you (this one, specifically).
Just to whet your appetite (or loins, whatever you...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:54:00 GMT |
Battling Bands of Brilliance |
Note: already posted as a bulletin so if you've already read that you're probably wasting your time. Your call.
2nd place and £300 for a band's fourth-only gig (and only 15 or so minutes of hyp...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:39:00 GMT |
Tony, Tabloids & Talent. EXCLUSIVE! |
The opening of Xzibit's predictably boorish Man Vs Machine album has the surly-faced, brow-furrowed rapper being released from a prison sentence. His entourage meet him at the gates, offering whores, ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:36:00 GMT |
