BusterWOLF

Hello, my name is Jason.
Everyone calls me Jay.
I ride a scooter. I'm a bad ass. :U
I like drawing and looking at pictures because I'm illiterate.
If I was missing 9 fingers, I wouldn't type any slower.
Master Chief is my bitch.
I got 23 headshots on the map 'Headlong' because I have no life.
I play Badminton because I'm boring like that.
And I use a pink racket.
Photoshop is my bitch, too.
I am a nerd.
But I am, by far, the coolest nerd you'll ever know. ;D
My parents are divorced.
I have a younger sister, and her name is Samantha.
And she'll hate me for calling her that.
I live with my dad and sister.
My screen name is eMCee Namul~
And the story behind it makes me giggle.
Please, IM me. D:
I love Marvin from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.'
I cried at the end of King Kong.
All Disney movies are fuckin' bitchin'.
I enjoy foreign movie dubs.
Godzilla movies in particular.
Koala bears a fucking cute.
I wish my room was infested by koala bears.
It would be the cutest fucking infestation, EVER!
When I was 4 years old I hit my head on a cigarette machine.
They said I didn't cry.
But it left a scar.
And messed up my hair line.
My birthday is on October 13th.
I was born on Friday the 13th.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
I've been kicked out of houses at 4 in the morning.
I pull off looking stupid very well, I can do that without even trying.
I once tired to start a nudist colony at home.
And it pretty much just ended up me hanging around naked.
My two best friends are Canadian and Italian ♥
And own your friends, by far.
My friends and family consist of many individuals.
Who all think I smell good.
And here they are.
As Red vs. Blue Characters...
Maria Artwork ♥
(Click Them~!)
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