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Grantzy

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About Me

I'M AN ASPIRING WRITER/FILMMAKER. I LOVE WRITING SCRIPTS. I HAVE TONS OF SCRIPTS THAT I AM WORKING ON ALL THE TIME (I USUALLY JUGGLE SEVERAL PROJECTS). I LOVE WATCHING MOVIES. I HAVE A BIG MOVIE COLLECTION THAT IS ONLY GONNA KEEP GROWING EVERY TUESDAY THAT ROLLS AROUND. I'M ALSO INTO COMICS. I PRETTY MUCH LIKE ANYTHING THAT HAS A GOOD STORY. I DIG STORIES. STORIES ARE FUN.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: 11/05/87
Birthplace: Somewhere around here
Current Location: right here
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 'Bout 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righters
Your Heritage: stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ones?
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: drowning or suffocation
Your Perfect Pizza: who knows
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be awesome
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ugh
Thoughts First Waking Up: What year is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: everything
Your Bedtime: night
Your Most Missed Memory: not having myspace
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on what it is
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck No!!!
Do you Sing: Never stop
Do you Shower Daily: what is this "shower" you speak of
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: for film making
Do you want to get Married: possibly, someday
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm running at super speed
Do you think you are Attractive: i dunno
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, I keep tm in their place
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: sometimes I play guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: who's asking
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, well backstage, but I did stand on it at one point
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: Tease is my middle name
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: defending all my loved ones against Zombies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: old
What country would you most like to Visit: UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: all of em
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: a thousand feet tall
Weight: less than 3 houses
Best Clothing Style: overalls and flannel
Number of Drugs I have taken: 987654312 1/2
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: five
Number of Tattoos: three
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything up until this very moment
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My Interests

ME, AND YOU, AND HER, AND THAT GUY OVER THERE, AND THAT ONE CHICK THAT I SAW STANDING OVER THERE BY THAT THING A REALLY LONG TIME AGO.I ALSO LIKE LISTENING TO MUSIC, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, WATCHING MOVIES, READING COMICS, BUYING EVERY SINGLE MOVIE OR TV SHOW KNOWN TO MAN (and some to Aardvarks), OR WRITING SCRIPTS OF ME VERY OWN.

I'd like to meet:

KEVIN SMITH, STAN LEE, MARK HAMMIL, SCARLETT JOHANSON, COLBIE CAILLAT, KATE BECKINSALE, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, BILLY RAY CYRUS, ADAM WEST, TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE, SETH MACFARLANE, MIKE JUDGE, BRUCE TIMM AND PAUL DINI, BILLY RAY CYRUS, BRUCE WILLIS, CRISTIAN BALE, JOHNNY DEPP, JACK BLACK, JIM CARREY, STEVE CARELL, EDDIE MURPHY, WILL FERRELL, BEN STILLER, JEFF ANDERSON, JASON MEWES, BILLY RAY CYRUS, METALLICA, MOTLEY CRUE (I already met Tommy Lee), ZACH BRAFF, JOHN C MCGINLEY, NEIL FLYNN, KELLY CLARKSON, A STICK OF GUM, A REAL PTERODACTYL (NONE OF THAT FAKE SHIT YOU SEE AT THE ZOO), A DISPOSABLE CAMERA, THOR, ALL OF THE ABOVE, OH AND BILLY RAY CYRUS.

Music:

Saints of Los Angeles
..MOTLEY CRUE!!! PANTERA AND DAMAGEPLAN. (R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARREL) LAMB OF GOD, STONE SOUR, NINE INCH NAILS, SLIPKNOT, SHADOWS FALL, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, ROB ZOMBIE/WHITE ZOMBIE, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, OZZY, BLACK SABBATH, AC/DC, BACKSTREET BOYS, HANSON, METALLICA, ICED EARTH, STATIC-X, SOULFLY, FEAR FACTORY, SEETHER, SLAYER, SEVENDUST, ALICE IN CHAINS, OUTKAST, MEGADETH, DISTURBED, GODSMACK, NSYNC, MUDVAYNE, SALIVA, BUSTA RHYMES, LUDACRIS, RICHARD CHEESE, STEPHEN LYNCH, DVDA, SUM 41, GREEN DAY, THE OFFSPRING. WHISKEY SHIT VOMIT AND DARK ASYLUM. SOMETIMES I GET MY GROOVE ON TO SUPER HERO MOVIE SCORES LIKE SUPERMAN, SPIDERMAN, AND MOSTLY BATMAN. DANNY ELFMAN IS BAD ASS!!!!! MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE CUZ THEY'RE FUNKY AS SHIT!!! ALSO CAKE. KELLY CLARKSON!!! BILLY RAY CYRUS KICKS BALLZ!!!

Movies:

KEVIN SMITH'S FILMS: CLERKS, MALLRATS, CHASING AMY, DOGMA, JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, JERSEY GIRL, AND CLERKS 2. FIGHT CLUB IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS. THE DEPARTED KICKS ASS. THIS IS SPINAL TAP. THE DIE HARD MOVIES. STUFF WITH BRUCE WILLIS OR JOHNNY DEPP. SIN CITY. SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE THE BEST EVER. SUPERMAN, SPIDER-MAN, FANTASTIC FOUR, THE PUNISHER, X-MEN, THE HULK, GHOST RIDER, DAREDEVIL, AND OF COURSE BATMAN. THE BATMAN MOVIES KICK ASS. BATMAN & ROBIN EXCLUDED. AND ADAM WEST KICKS ASS!!!!!! I ALSO ENJOY THE FUNNY STUFFS: *THE ACE VENTURA FLICKS *THE HOT SHOTS MOVIES *THE NAKED GUN SERIES *ANY TREY PARKER MOVIE *THE INCREDIBLES AND OTHER PIXAR MOVIES *THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN *ANYTHING WITH JACK BLACK *ANYTHING WITH JIM CARREY *ANYTHING WITH WILL FERRELL *ANYTHING WITH BEN STILLER *ANYTHING WITH STEVE CARELL *ANYTHING WITH ROB SCHNEIDER *ANYTHING WITH EDDIE MURPHY *MOST OF ADAM SANDLER'S STUFF *AND OF COURSE THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL... THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

Television:

I PRETTY MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING THAT I OWN ON DVD, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. LEMME SEE... I GOT... (deep breath) AMERICAN DAD!, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES, BATMAN BEYOND, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, BOY MEETS WORLD, THE BRAK SHOW, CHAPPELLE'S SHOW, CLERKS: THE ANIMATED SERIES, DRAWN TOGETHER, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, EXTRAS, FAMILY GUY, FUTURAMA, HARVEY BIRDMAN, HEROES (Hell Yeah!!!), HOME IMPROVEMENT, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, IN LIVING COLOR, JACKASS, THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, KIDS IN THE HALL, KING OF THE HILL, LOIS & CLARK, LOST, MY NAME IS EARL, THE OFFICE (both UK & US), REN & STIMPY, RENO 911!, SCRUBS, SEALAB 2021, THE SIMPSON'S, SMALLVILLE, SOUTH PARK, SPACED, SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST, THE 60'S SPIDERMAN, THE 90'S SPIDERMAN, STAR WARS: CLONE WARS, STRIPPERELLA, SUPERMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES, THE OLDEST SUPERMAN CARTOONS, THE CHALLENGE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS, TEEN TITANS, THAT 70'S SHOW, UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE, THE VENTURE BROS., WALKER: TEXAS RANGER, WONDER WOMAN, X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES, X-MEN: EVOLUTION, ETC. ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SHOWS IN AMERICA IS AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS. BOB SAGET IS THE MAN!!!! I ALSO LOVE WATCHING COMEDY CENTRAL STAND-UP. THAT'S WHERE I FIRST SEE ALL OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS EVER, LIKE MITCH HEDBERG, STEPHEN LYNCH, DANE COOK, PABLO FRANSISCO, BRUCE BRUCE, AND SEVERAL OTHERS. I ALSO LOVE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, BUT ONLY WHEN IT HAS GREAT CST MEMERS OR GREAT HOSTS. MY FAVORITES ARE WILL FERRELL, ADAM SANDLER, CHRIS FARLEY, PHIL HARTMAN, DAVID SPADE, NORM MACDONALD, ROB SCHNIEDER, DAN ACARVEY, MIKE MYERS, AND ALL THE OTHER FUNNY GUYS (Except for Jimmy Fallon. He has laughed in ever single skit he has ever fucking been in). THE BEST HOST EVER TO HOST SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IS, OF COURSE, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ("I gotta have more cowbell baby!!!"). HE'S LIKE THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER!!! I PRETTY MUCH LIKE ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S TRULY FUNNY.

Books:

MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS CHUCK PALAHNIUK. I READ ALL OF HIS STUFF FIGHT CLUB, SURVIVOR, INVISIBLE MONSTERS, CHOKE, LULLABY, DIARY, HAUNTED, RANT, & SNUFF. I ALSO LOVE THE DEXTER SERIES BY JEFF LINDSEY. I LOVED THE DIRT BY MOTLEY CRUE. I ALSO LIKE TO READ STUFF BY KEVIN SMITH AND STEPHEN KING.I ALSO READ MOST SUPER HERO COMICS, AND GRAPHIC NOVELS. MY FAVORITES ARE SPIDER-MAN, BATMAN, GREEN ARROW, SUPERMAN, THOR, AQUAMAN, X-MEN, CAPTAIN AMERICA, DAREDEVIL, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, FANTASTIC FOUR, ETC. I ALSO REALLY LOVE HUGE BOOKS FULL OF INFO ON HEROES/VILLAINS. I HAVE THE MARVEL ENCYCLOPEDIA, THE DC ENCYCLOPEDIA, THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO BATMAN, SUPERMAN, THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, AND SPIDER-MAN, AND MIKE CONROY'S 500 COMIC BOOK VILLAINS.THE ONLY ACTUAL BOOK THAT I HAVE EVERE LIKED READING WAS OF MICE AND MEN, I DON'T KNOW WHY, I JUST REALLY LIKE IT.

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 100% Supergirl 70% Green Lantern 70% Superman 60% Wonder Woman 50% Robin 50% Hulk 50% The Flash 50% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 25% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
BILLY RAY CYRUS IS MY HERO!!! ALSO KEVIN SMITH, CHUCK PALAHNIUK, THE KIDS IN THE HALL, STAN LEE, JOHN MCCLANE, THOR, AND RAMBO.