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Kaylani

Give her some tampico and that fucking shit!

About Me



I’m Kaylani. and I will lurk your shit.
I love myself.
I’m Black and Mexican.
I procrastinate, A LOT.
I’d put a sailor to shame.
I’m a lover, it’s what I do.
I’m a perv, it’s not a secret.
I’m stressed out all the time.
I constantly disappoint myself.
I sometimes stutter when I talk.
I love music, more than most things.
I miss Springfield/Eugene, extremely.
I like to move fast with pretty much everything.

OH EM GEE It's my Livejournal!
Why Are We So Fucking Cool?

Spooner is MY lil Asian girl

Be jealous.
IM me bitches! -> bestdayever137

Bitch listen,

This is and always will be my home.

My Interests



Kevin<3

3/22/07

Days that I wake up to you are so much better. As long as I'm with you, I know that my life will turn out amazing. I love you with everything I am.

Baking
Beaches
Biting
Blue/Green Eyes
Bubbles
Cartoons
Cherries
Climbing On Stuff
Coffee
Coloring
Concerts
Corsets
Cuddling
Dancing
Dane Cook
Dolla Fiddy Movies
Dr. Pepper
The Eff Word
Eye Make-Up
Fairies
Fire
Foamy the Squirell
Getting Bit
GIR
Hello Kitty
Holding Hands
Hugs
Kool Aid
Love
Love Songs
Lunchables
Lust
Making Out
Monkeys
Movies
Music
Music Videos
PDA
Peanutbutter Sandwiches
Percussion
Pictures
Picnics
Pinatas
Polka Dots
Rainbow Things
Rollercoasters
Scratch Marks
Shows
Singing
Skirts
Sunny Days
Sushi
Swimming
Swinging
Taco Bell
Tomatoes
Trampolines
Video Games
Writing

Suicide Girls

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor

Just so I could have sex with his voice.
•Gerard Way

•Jay Gordon

•Lyn-Z

•Chibi

•Nelly

Leonardo DiCaprio back when he was in Who's Eating Gilbert Grape. mmmmmm. sexay.

..

The Fam

..

Music:

[♥]2 0'Clock Girlfriend
[♥]3OH!3
[♥]50 Cent(old)
[♥]800 Octane
[♥]A Black Rose Burial
[♥]A Perfect Circle
[♥]Abandoned Pools
[♥]Aerodrone
[♥]AFI(old)
[♥]Angels and Airwaves
[♥]Aquabats
[♥]Atreyu(old)
[♥]Avenged Sevenfold(old)
[♥]Bear Vs. Shark
[♥]Beatles, The
[♥]Bezerker, The
[♥]Birthday Massacre, The
[♥]Black Dhalia Murder, The
[♥]Bled, The
[♥]Bleeding Through
[♥]Blink 182
[♥]Bloc Party
[♥]Blood Brothers, The
[♥]Blood for Blood
[♥]Bloodhound Gang
[♥]Bravery, The
[♥]Bring Me The Horizon
[♥]Bury Your Dead
[♥]Coldplay
[♥]Converge
[♥]Countdown To Life
[♥]Cure, The(old)
[♥]Curl Up and Die
[♥]Darkest Hour
[♥]Death Cab for Cutie
[♥]Death From Above 1979
[♥]Depeche Mode
[♥]Destructotron(RIP)
[♥]Distillers, The
[♥]DJ Quik
[♥]Doors, The
[♥]Dr. Dre
[♥]Dresden Dolls, The
[♥]Duran Duran
[♥]Faint, The
[♥]Finch
[♥]Fitness, The
[♥]Foo Fighters(old)
[♥]Freezepop
[♥]From First To Last
[♥]Frou Frou
[♥]Game, The
[♥]Gentry, The
[♥]Gorillaz
[♥]Gravy Train
[♥]Green Day(OLD)
[♥]Group X :D
[♥]Guttermouth
[♥]HIM
[♥]Hollywood Undead
[♥]HORSE the band
[♥]Idiot Pilot
[♥]Ima Robot
[♥]Incubus
[♥]It Dies Today
[♥]Jack Off Jill
[♥]Jackson 5
[♥]Jean Grey
[♥]Jimmy Eat World
[♥]Job For a Cowboy
[♥]Justin Timberlake
[♥]Kill Hannah
[♥]Korn(old)
[♥]Le Tigre
[♥]Linkin Park
[♥]Locust, The
[♥]Louie Louie
[♥]Ludacris
[♥]Marilyn Manson
[♥]Metallica
[♥]Metric
[♥]Mindless Self Indulgence
[♥]Mount Sims
[♥]Muse
[♥]My Chemical Romance(old)
[♥]Nine Inch Nails
[♥]No Doubt
[♥]NWA
[♥]ORGY(old)
[♥]Parkway Drive
[♥]Placebo
[♥]Poison the Well
[♥]Postal Service, The
[♥]Rage Against the Machine
[♥]Red Hot Chili Peppers
[♥]Retard-O-Bot
[♥]Robots in Disguise
[♥]Savage Garden
[♥]SHE(myarson)
[♥]She Wants Revenge
[♥]Shiny Toy Guns
[♥]Sky Eats Airplane
[♥]Snoop Dogg
[♥]Stephen Lynch
[♥]Stick to Your Guns
[♥]Sublime
[♥]Suicide City
[♥]System Of A Down
[♥]Tatu(old)
[♥]Tenacious D
[♥]Terracorpse
[♥]Through the Eyes of the Dead
[♥]Trigger My Nightmare
[♥]Tsunami Bomb
[♥]Used, The(old)
[♥]VNV Nation
..And anything else I can dance to :D

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You
Aladdin
Cruel Intentions
The Craft
Diary of a Mad Black Women
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Drop Dead Fred
FERN GULLY.
The Fifth Element
Fools Rush In
Friday
Jay and Silent Bob
Matilda
A Night at teh Roxbury
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Now and Then
Original Sin
The Pest
Peter Pan
Pocahantas
Romeo + Juliet
Super Troopers
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Books:

I just read random books every now and then...

Heroes:



My Grammy

Your love could never compare to hers. In my eyes she is the greastest woman alive and you would understand if you met her. I can only hope to be half the wonderful woman she is. She gives me strength when I feel I have none left and she always makes everything better.
She is everything good in this world.

This Nigga

Mi madre♥

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My Blog

Whatever, just as long as I don't feel so desperate and ravenous

I'm in a little bit of a depression funk.   I miss my friends back home. Both in Springfield/Eugene and Vegas. I miss Vegas simply because of my Grammy, Lisa, Stephanie, and how beautiful it is ...
Posted by Kaylani on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

Retired Pictures.

Just for the hell of it...   As you can tell....I kinda lived in my hoody as a freshman....haha. ew.   halloween.      ...
Posted by Kaylani on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

10 people

1. I really don't know about you. I honestly don't. Maybe it's the fact that you are not even close to my type or the age difference. Everything reverts back to how awesome you are...and absolutely ad...
Posted by Kaylani on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST

better boyfriend application. ha.

Whats your Name:Age:Birthday:Location:Sexual Preference:Height:Weight:Body Type:Eye color:Hair Color:Favorite Bands:Do you believe in God?Religion:Smoke?:Drink?:Drive?:Job?:Piercings?:Where?:Tat o...
Posted by Kaylani on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST

Amazing, amazing.

As you know(or dont know, depending on how special you are) I have officially moved to Vancouver. I have also moved away from some AWESOME kidds in the process. I just wanted to point out those who w...
Posted by Kaylani on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:51:00 PST

Mine.

BOYFRIEND APPLICATIONBASICSname:Age:Birthday:Sign:Location:Sexual Preference:Height:Weight:Body Type:Eye color:Hair Color:DESCRIBE YOURSELF:INTRESTSFavorite Bands:Favorite Movies:Religion:Smoke?:Drink...
Posted by Kaylani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST