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I don't really want to meet the douche but I would LOVE to cross paths with Fred Durst and Donkey Punch the guy in the back of the head while simultaneously giving him "The Dirty Sanchez" across the face. You know right under the nose but above the lip, so the smell with carry with him for a couple of days...That's what dreams are made of!!..! Check out my comedy page at: www.myspace.com/greatamericandouchebag
LOCAL: Thinline, Morning After, Fare Thee Well, Shamans Harvest, Modern Day Zero, Ludo, The F Bombs, The Doxies, Six By Silver, Ghost In The Machine, Decadent Nation, 12 Gauge Fuse (Oregon Band), and thats just a few. NATIONAL: 7 Mary 3, Mae, Gorillaz, Beck, Sevendust, Old Korn, Mid-90's NIN, Old School Michael Jackson, System Of A Down!!!, Tenacious D, Weezer....I like pretty much everything BUT 80's Butt Rock and Country Music. I feel that country music is the special olympics of the industry, they should all get an award just for trying!!!!!
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I'm a Comedy Central junkie! Drawn Together could be the best show on TV right now. Also check out Intervention on A & E (Sunday Nights) it will make you feel a lot better about your bad habits/addictions. MXC on Spike TV and UFC...Is there anything better in life than watching grown men punching and kicking each other in the face??? I THINK NOT!!!!
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How about Aquaman? What can I say, I just feel sorry for the guy. Really, how many crimes are happening under water? Did someone sexually assault the Little Mermaid behind the coral reef again? The guy is jumping from mud puddle to mud puddle while Superman and those other pricks are getting all the credit. The poor bastard is all pruned up from being underwater for the past 30 odd years and all he wants is a towel to dry off with. Aquaman there will always be a place in my heart and my bathtub (incase you need a place to crash for the night) for you my friend!!!..