I am Alex. I am an old man. I sleep at least 12 hours a night becuase I go to bed at 9pm. I like the outdoors and Mountain Dew. I make a mad tuna melt sandwich and am an expert on the George Foreman Grill. I am pretty much the man.
"Next Year..." --Alex Palm and every other Cubs' fan.
"Join The Totem Pole" --A group of girls in San Francisco.
"What Color Are My Eyes? [their response] Wrong! They are beautiful." --Alex Palm to any lady he talks to.
"Devil Went Down To Georgia..." --Anytime Alex Palm is asked to sing a song.
"Shut up Justin." --Alex Palm saying...well we all know why.
"Wrestling is not for gay men" --Alex Palm denying his sexuality.
"The Penis Toucher Show?" --Alex Palm's response when asked if he liked The OC.
"Curses. Best Game Ever. It's Science." --Alex Palm when asked what his favorite game was.
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