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Joseph

GANGSTA GRILLZ YOU BASTARDS! now where's my S cape?!?!

About Me

Whatcha wanna know.....? just hit me up on AIM n ill tell ya everything u wanna know xxbroliksldrxx GOD'S SON
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Odumewu
Birthday: August 29, 1987 (same as Michael Jackson) :)
Birthplace: Lagos, Nigeria
Current Location: South Orange, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'1 :)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ughhh
The Shoes You Wore Today: my orange n grey balances
Your Weakness: losing
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it through BEAST
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut up you little bitch!
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i aint do my homework....o well
Your Best Physical Feature: which eva the ladies like da most
Your Bedtime: wheneva im tired......
Your Most Missed Memory: high school soccer :(
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds....get dat numba 2 super size w/ a extra burger
Single or Group Dates: Do people still date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: trick question lol
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: hell yea boi
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: na
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: definetly
Do you belive in yourself: all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: na
Do you think you are Attractive: why not
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha definetly not
Do you get along with your Parents: love my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: i use to play the recorder.....does dat count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: trick question lol
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ok seriously does weed count as a drug....i think its a GATEWAY drug.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: na
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww i dun mess wit seafood
In the past month have you been on Stage: na
In the past month have you been Dumped: na
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: na
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: na
Ever been Drunk: yes lol
Ever been called a Tease: na
Ever been Beaten up: yea lol this fat kid in London names Yusef SEE ME NOW SON
Ever Shoplifted: na man
How do you want to Die: without knowing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a great father
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: i dont want a giant
Weight: ughhh we could always work on dat
Best Clothing Style: wateva she feels comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: WTF
Number of CDs I own: huh
Number of Piercings: ughh 4
Number of Tattoos: no more den 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: wow....if i could turn bak the hands of time
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My Interests

playing soccer......movies... ...parties...enjoying my vowel hahaha :)
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I'd like to meet:

Alexander The Great, Julius Caesar, Ali, Kaka, Thierry Henry, Lil Wayne, Terry Tate
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Movies:

Bourne Supremacy,Black Hawk Down,Basic,Bad Boys 2,Scarface,Man on Fire, Phone Booth,Out of time,Gia,Love Actually :),Splanglish,Finding Nemo,Madagascar,Ice Age,Chicken Little,Monsters Inc,Chitty Chitty Bang Bang(im from London c'mon on)Shrek1+2,Alexander,Unerworld,Troy,The Hurricane,The Passion,The Last of the Mochicans,Mission Impossible 2,Hitch,Gladiator,Napolean Dynamite,Friday,Next Friday,Friday after Next, Moulin Rouge(you know u like dis shit 2 dawg), 40 year old Virgin,Over There(FX Series-still counts),Soul Plane,Kill Bill 1+2,Snatch,Collateral,The Manchurian Candidate,The Interpreter,Anchorman,GARDEN STATE!!,Romeo n Juliet,Yuva(its an Indian Movie),Remember the Titans,The Aviator,Tears of The Sun,Gladiator,Wedding Crashers,War of The Worlds,Batman Begins,Forest Gump,The Notebook,Saving Private Ryan,G.I. Jane,Glory,Gods and General,Harts War,LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL(The Italian version), Kingdom of Heaven,Messenger: the Story of Joan of Arc,The Long Gray Line,The Body Guard,Four Brothers,Green Street Hooligans,Lord of War,Transporter 1+2,Pearl Harbor,The Pianist,Rules of Engagement,Evita,A Beautiful Story,Million Dollar Baby, hahaha,titanic,Starship Troopers,Three Kings,Ocean Eleven,Oceans Twelve,Toy Soldiers,Top Gun,We were Soldiers,Windtalker,Sin City,Valiant,Kicking And Screaming--just recently saw The Boondock Saints(amazing), The Constant Garderner, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA :) Lucky Number SLeven, Goal!,Green Street Hooligans,Lucky Number SLeven,Munich,Domino

Television:

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Books:

Black Hawk Down, All Tom Clancy books i guess
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Heroes:

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