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Patrick, Version 2.0

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About Me

HellO. When you meet me, if you meet me, I guarantee that Im one of the most original people you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. If I were given a chance, I would live back home in the Philippines so I can appreciate life and the simple things alot more. Here's an obvious fact: Im crazy. Why? Because when you dont act like "normal people", you get the best out of life. I'm a mixed martial arts fighter in the welterweight division. Im never shy and I find shyness annoying. I can play Final Fantasy VII and eat animal crackers all day. I dig laughter [occasionally, i literally roflmao]. The weird thing is that I laugh at just about anything. I like fun. I'm the last of the dying breed of Fili-Ricans, or Filipino and Puerto Ricans. No race of girls can get hotter than Japanese chicks or British chicks. Maybe Greek chicks. I support no government; I'm an anarchist. Johnny is my homeboy. If youre reading this, youre either one of those people who knows everything about me [very rare], or the people who barely know me [common] or you dont know me at all [extremely common]. Im like an onion: I have layers. Truth be told, you can know me for years and still not know who I really am. Youll always laugh while Im in your prescence. If you dont, well, chances are I prolly dont hang around you that much. AIM @ BootyHunter0014. Get your priorities straight. Drink more water. When I tell somebody I love them, I really mean it. Oh, and I listen.
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My Interests

Music [punk rock, jazz, reggae, 80s], movies [action, comedy, horror, sci-fi/fantasy, psychological thrillers...haha yeah technical words], friends, basketball, football, soccer, martial arts, boxing, wrestling, NHB, UFC, PrideFC, King of the Cage, art, paintings from Salvador Dali, drifting, traveling, Starbucks, hookah, anime, manga, comics, writing, drawing, anarchy, being a beach bum, changing the channel, breathing, sleeping. life is great.

I'd like to meet:

Peter Griffin? Jackie Chan? Salvador Dali? Takeshi Kaneshiro? Naomi Watts, the most beautiful woman alive? Conan O'Brian? Ernesto 'Che' Guevara de la Serna? Peter Jackson? Adam Sandler? Dave Chapelle? Mariel? Johnny Depp? Ranma Saotome? Samuel L. Jackson? Tenchi Masaki? Wanderlei Silva? Heather Ots, the hottest woman in a band? Donnie Darko? Quentin Tarantino? Stephen Chow? Morgan Spurlock? Tony Jaa? Guy Fawkes? Godzilla? Spike Spiegel?

Music:

Taking Back Sunday, Bob Marley, Anti-Flag, Thrice, Frank Sinatra, Willy Wonka [the 70s version], Queen, Ryuchi Sakamoto, Ozma, Coheed and Cambria, AFI, Underminded, Johnny Cash, Dashboard Confessional, The Postal Service, Tsunami Bomb, Ghost Town, Judy and Mary, Chemical Brothers, Audio Karate, Disturbed, Dennis Brown, System of a Down, My Chemical Romance, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Keiko Matsui, Chuck Mangione, Joe Satriani, Utada Hikaru, Barry Manilow, Polysics, Lionel Ritchie, TM Revolution, Richard Cheese, Deftones, From Autumns To Ashes, Depeche Mode, Dem Franchise Boys, Coldplay, The Knack, New Order, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Underoath, Alien Ant Farm, Goldfish Don't Bounce, The Used, Antifreeze, Slipknot, Gorillaz, Fatboy Slim, Neptunes, Rage Against the Machine, Puffy AmiYumi, Combichrist, Daft Punk, Paul Oakenfold, Nancy Wilson, Rammstein, Damien Rice, Seitei Sho-jo, Lil Jon and the BME Click, The Scientist, Daddy Yankee, AC/DC, Fall Out Boy, Pietro Mascigni, Nobuo Uematsu, Tool, Foo Fighters, POD.

Movies:

Fight Club, Raging Bull, Pulp Fiction, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kung Fu Hustle, Snatch, Shaolin Soccer, The Boondock Saints, The Departed, Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Donnie Darko, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, The Motorcycle Diaries, Battle Royale, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Sin City, Almost Famous, Requiem for a Dream, Spy Game, Volcano High, Spiderman 1 and 2, King Kong, Lord of the Rings, Oldboy, The Jacket, Shaun of the Dead, Ong Bak, Batman Begins, The Notebook, Resevoir Dogs, Team America World Police, Silent Hill, Kung Pow, The Bourne Supremacy, The Punisher, A Clockwork Orange, Spirited Away, Eurotrip, Memento, Waiting, Super Size Me, Pirates of the Carribean, Tom Yum Goong, Taegukgi Hwinalrimyeo, Anchorman, House of Flying Daggers, Napoleon Dynamite, Hard Boiled, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, The Grudge, Drunken Master 2, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Die Hard, X Men 3: The Last Stand, The Benchwarmers, Jackie Chan movies, Jim Carrey movies, Godzilla movies, Passion of the Christ.

Television:

MXC: MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE, Smallville, Lost, Wildboyz, Viva La Bam, IFC Channel, Family Guy, Mad TV, Cowboy Bebop, Blade: The Series, 30 Days, Spongebob Squarepants, Chapelle Show, Fairly Odd Parents, Ranma 1/2, Samurai 7, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Jackie Chan Adventures, Gundam Wing, Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight, Kare Kano, Ruroni Kenshin, Tenchi Muyo!, Tenchi in Tokyo, Yes Dear, That 70s Show, The Green Screen Show, King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, football, basketball, soccer, Tuesday Night Boxing, Sportscenter, Macguyver, Ultimate Fighter and UFC Unleashed.

Which Takeshi's Castle Character are you?

Books:

The Prometheus Deception, Fight Club, Lullaby, Patriot Games, Harry Potter, Clear and Present Danger, Deception Point, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Hamlet, Macbeth, The Why Cafe, The New Nuclear Danger, chemistry/psychology/anatomy books, manga, comics, ...something interesting and invigorating...something that will stimulate my brain and expand my intelligence quotient. omg...thats what IQ stands for.

Heroes:



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My Blog

The Mind's Eye

You want to know what I think? No. You don't even want to know what I think.BecauseI'm not crazy. I just enjoy the context of life more than you do.I'm not ugly. I just don't meet your standards. I do...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

Underground Royale

drifting: (noun) a controlled slide used by racing drivers as a method of cornering at high speed. Yeah, pretty much. Let's just say last night was a night among nights, but then again, no matter how ...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Puppy Love

One of my friend's 10 year old nephew ran over to me and tugged on my shirt, wanting to tell me something of some sort of significance. I looked down at him and wondered what he wanted and it turns ou...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST

The Criminality of College Freshmen

August 28th, 2006 = first day of college. By the time you're reading this, I may already be in my new classes, or I may be throwing bread at an old man, as usual. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I finally...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

Roundabouts

...Continued from the blog "Everybody Loves Starbucks" Welcome to my first annual Broadcast Alchemy, with me, Patrick Morales, as your host. Broadcast Alchemy was a radio broadcasting company that mer...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST

The Graduate

Congratulations Class of 2006! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we finally made it to the end. Last night wasn't the night to be saying, "It's about time," but rather you should ask yourself, "...What's nex...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:36:00 PST

Divine Intervention

vicissitudeDefinition- unexpected changes: unexpected changes, usually in somebody's fortune.Source: www.encarta.comToday was officially "Patrick Gets Shat On Day". Yes...congratulations. I had to go ...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST

Fort Apache and Me

While working a normal shift at my Flamingo & 215 Starbucks, I request to Jen if I can transfer to Fort Apache and Patrick Lane [aka Fort Apache and Me.] She gives me the great news of telling me ...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:04:00 PST

Cenogenesis

The Fat EvolutionPatrick Morales: Version 1.0 Around 2003 through late 2004, I remembered when I was the kid with potential who used to be on the football team and wasted all my time studying so I c...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:52:00 PST

The Prom Night Chronicles

"Adventure! Romance! Party animals! ...And George Lopez?!?!?!" Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, without further ado, I give you my ---FEATURE PRESENTATION---Chapter One: Prologue - The Morning Be...
Posted by PatrickMorales.Com on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:08:00 PST