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The Pimptastical Big Daddy 'Roo

About Me

Where to begin? I got bored with my job in private equity - chicks only dug me for my billions. Hated that. Decided I wanted more from life - so I went into modelling to grow intellectually. Loved the thrill of crushed velvet so I patented the "Excuse me but I think you have a cucumber in your pants" line of designer thongs. Sold the business to finance a mission to overthrow a small African country. Currently in politics.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Denny Crane, Snuffleupagus, Kate Beckinsale, Edward Scissorhands, Sofia Coppola, Yoda, and Hulk Hogan

My Blog

Porn - Houston Style

This blog will not be what you thought this was going to be about. This blog is about an attitude, a style, a way of life. This blog is about BEING "porn." First of all, the subject matter I will be w...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:38:00 GMT

24 Man Rules ... learn 'em

Heard of the 10 commandments? Here are the 24 Man Rules:1. Don't over analyze every SINGLE thing we do & sometimes we don't want to talk because we simply want to be quiet. Nothing more. It does not m...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:44:00 GMT