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About Me

I am 27 and live in the City of those who at one time maybe could've been considered Angels. I play in a band called one owl . If you're a HUGE Kelly Clarkson fan, you probably won't like us. But you may. Who the fuck knows? Not me.
I also write, direct, produce and put my own short films (and trailers for other shit)on youtube .If you like them, you can friend Fire Fuel Productions on MySpace . In addition to my films, I have have been contributing my efforts to Wild Range Productions latest film Dead In Love (and others) as an A.D./ random asshole .
As if all this isn't enough, when I find time, I love writing essays Most of them are "fictional", but, from time to time, I whip out something legit.
How can I afford all this, you say? Well, I can't. But, I do what I can with the money I make waiting tables at Mel's Drive-in and Celebrity Bar. If you like all these links and want to support my part in this stuff, come get some dinner or drinks. Ask for "Jeffery".

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with whom I have, at some point in my 27 years, had personal oral communication with. If you don't fall into this category, but still want to be my iFriend, friend me at the Fire Fuel Productions page .

I GOT TO MEET CHRIS WATSON!!! LIKE, THE CHRIS WATSON!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
I GOT TO MEET FORD AUSTIN!!! LIKE, THE FORD AUSTIN!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

OSCAR WINNER MARGARET O'BRIEN. SHE WAS COOL.

Which Right-Wing Loser Are You?

Dick Cheney
You Are The Real Brain Behind The Bush Regime

You Are 48% Cynical Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right. How Cynical Are You?

My Blog

Los Angeles Police Encounter

What follows is a true story. It happened to me on Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 slightly before 7 pm. I will concede to h...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Jerry Falwell & St. Peter

(Note: The following is a work of fictional satire. It is not meant to express the one and only true meaning of biblical passages, as this concept does not exist. Nor is this wor...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:49:00 GMT

The First

1979: The year I was born Americans lament for the past - 'a time when this country was great'. If you listen to the way people in thier fifties talk about their pa...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:56:00 GMT

Personality Test

Let me start this off by saying that I have nothing against legitimate, middle-of-the-road Scientologists, who are just out there doing thier thing like everyone else. Many people h...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:03:00 GMT

RE: Hey

Tues, Mar. 3, 8:56 p.m.SUBJECT: HeyLaura, I know it has been a while, and I apologize, but I have been very busy finishing school and you know how difficult mom can b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:56:00 GMT

I Hate Dirt

"dirt (durt) - noun1. any foul or filthy substance, as mud, grim, dust, or excrement.2. earth or soil, esp. when loose." http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dirt "dirty (dur-tee)adjective1. ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:54:00 GMT

Keep Your Laws Out of Myass!

Keep Your Laws Out of Myass!!! Once upon a time, there was a peaceful village called Myass. Everyone there lived in peace and harmony. Sure, folks in Myass had their differences and...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:51:00 GMT