No one can pronounce my middle name and I think that the human body needs more than one belly button (could you imagine the possibilities!). I loath the morning more than anything in the whole world, and lucky me, I get to start work at 6am every morning! I dislike children but I make up for that by liking cats. I have a cat who hates me because I chopped his balls off. He keeps pissing on my clothes which I like to think of as a sign of undying affection..
I changed my profile with help from pYzam
