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Crude Things Gallery

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About Me

This Wig Shop/Gallery has moved and is now by appointment only, we are located in the SE area of Portland Oregon. 646-420-4489 or visit Crude Things website!

Now, who wants a magical custom wig? Anything you dream up, i can make!

Trust Me!!!

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July 31st:

DJ Big Top (myself) and DJ Stupid will be dj’ing the Invision 2 book release/art opening at Goodfoot on July 31st, so be sure to wear your clown shows!

Aug 1st, in Portland

i will be showing my art, dolls, wigs, sculpture, and clothes at:

other upcoming shows:

article from The Portland Tribune. Oct 1, 2007:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

always love to meet other crazy artists and performers! especially love circus people.

My Blog

Eye sleep masks & new wigs!

alright i am dorky & just wanted to let everyone see my latest things...been making & selling sleepy time eye masks on both etsy & ebay.all kinds of eyes on them for sure, here's a bloody ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:09:00 GMT

wigs!

new wigs! "Pink Bouquet Wig""Lemon Lime Wig"both up on my ebay now!
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 10:40:00 GMT

Freaks!

more on my Crude Things website!
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:49:00 GMT

Dream Series!

i started painting a new series of paintings,the Dream series.right now i have 2 of them up on my ebay and the others on my Crude Things website."Dream Catchers"you will just have to go to both links ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Meat Series!

i am sure we all know what it is like when we have a week to make rent & you panic....during a panic week i somehow made new large paintings, here's myMeat Series!new large paintings only availabl...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 23:59:00 GMT

Lawn of the Limp!

a week again & art from a few weeks ago at last online.more like for sale on ebay-bluemunkies"Sushi Eater"and 3 others, but i u will have to go see them on my ebay page...oh what have i been up to...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 00:07:00 GMT

need new fancy bloomers?! also i am dj’ing....

1st & most important.HAPPY BELTANE/WALPURGINACHT!!!i celebrated last night on the beach with fire.oh yes, i have new fancy bloomers for sale up in my etsy store right now.go see them all!alsotomor...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Goodfoot Art show photos.

just updated the Crude Things website with new news & photos & all that you need.:)click here for all the new info.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:39:00 GMT

New Double Eyed Creatures...and Bloomers...

busy as a bee, wearing bee knees.....so at last i have put up 7 out of the 9 new soft  cuddly dolls.go check them out!also have a fancy new pair of bloomers up in my etsy store, remember it is al...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:14:00 GMT

New Paintings & DJ flyer...

i just put about 10? i can not rememebr, but i put up the newest paintings i have been working on up on Crude Things site under paintings...dah.here's one:alsowe are dj'ing this Thursday!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:23:00 GMT