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Ender

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About Me

Indeed, I am Evan, this is my space! If you want a daily update on my life, go away. You have better things to do. If you want to read something that will hopefully make you smile one way or another once and a while, stop by every once and a while.

I dig the Performance arts. I am active in the Theatre Departmant at TG, and I'm a singer for the Varsity show choir Company of Singers. When necesary I sLaP people who TyPe LiKe tHiS. I like writing too, some abstract, some poetic, some just comedy, anything I feel like. I guess that's what this is for. Nothing I like better than a lightning studded day with subway, cheep sunglasses, and my friends.

It's senior year. Don't blink.

Banannaram is a funny word.

Hello, they are Skittish, go be friends

Screen name is HolyEndeavor117 for ye who wish to chat, add "@aol.com" for the e-mail adress.

My Interests

Theatre & acting, jounalism, creative writing, baseball, movies, hanging out with buds, show choir, music except country and most rap, partying, coke (coca-cola...not Cory's favorite "sugar"), video games in particular: nearly every Star Wars game, Phantasy Star .., Harvest Moon games, Halo, Halo 2, Fable (until it ends), SSB & SSBM, Starcraft, Command and Conquer games and the greatest game of all time : FF7, others; eating at resturants, going to Twins games, procrastinating with homework, going to bed late and waking up early, biking, waves, lightning (big intrest), thunder, tranquil rainy days, working out early, fridays, beatboxing (I'm pathetic, but ya can't cap a whitey tha's tryin!!), BW3's, good novels, Caribou & Starbucks, Crunch bars

I'd like to meet:

God, Tom Hanks, Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, Orson Scott Card, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jack Bauer, anyone with an open-mind.

Music:

I enjoy a wide variety of music genres. I think you would get a better idea if I listed artists though:
Jason Mraz, Train, Aqualung, Incubus, Wierd Al ( what did you expect? I'm a NERD!) Marron 5, John Mayer Sting, and the Police, Skittish, and others that I will probably fill in later... oh and this little gem:

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau



Movies:

FPS Doug



The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Bruce Almighty, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars: Episodes I, III, IV, V, and VI, The Sandlot, Big Fish, Million Dollar Baby, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, all the basic Adam Sandler cronicle jazz, and I'm sure there are many more not coming to mind right now.

Television:

Oh, I hardly ever watch TV anymore. There are some exeptions of course; Twins games, The Price is Right, Whose Line, Family Guy every once and a while, I keep it light hearted.

Books:

Orson Scott Card's Ender series, Battle Royale, Star Wars books, LOTR, Harry Potter was a one night stand... Lot's of sci-fi and fantasy.

Heroes:

Salesmen like this: (click on white-box-thing)

My Blog

Top Ten ways to Greet your Roomate AND Top Ten Places/Situations to be on Fire

Top Ten Places/Situations to Randomly Burst into Flames & Top Ten Ways to Greet your Roommate                    Seniors, y...
Posted by Ender on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

Enter Alaina Jo Wilberg

As of 4:48pm this Saturday afternoon, Alaina Jo Wilberg began her role as a daughter, and I began mine as an uncle. At about that same time about 10 miles west, my friend Ben Hart and I were quickly f...
Posted by Ender on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

Top Ten Things NOT to get Someone for Christmas

Top Ten Things NOT to get Someone for Christmas By Evan Wilberg                The Holidays are a magical time of year. However, amidst th...
Posted by Ender on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST

Top 10 Things to Remember for Thanksgiving

(From Issue 2 of "The Eagle") Top Ten Tips to Remember for Thanksgiving By Evan Wilberg                Turkeys, Football, and, of course,...
Posted by Ender on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

Top 10 Signs that you are a Freshman

    Since this is where most of my excess thinking has been going lately, I'll be posting my Eagle Newspaper Top 10 articles up here. If I come up with any extras they'll go in here too...
Posted by Ender on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Everthing you Need to Know in LIfe, I Learned From a Blade of Grass

Ah, the simple pleasures of manual labour. I'm talking about domestic autotrough matinence...or, if you're boring, mowing the lawn. It doesn't take much for the mind to wander as the smell of exposed...
Posted by Ender on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Creative Ways to Answer Questions

Hello all! Well, I'm ten hours into my English presentation, and I think I'm about ready for a change in topic. So here's a little something I've come up with to get anyone out there out of a sti...
Posted by Ender on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:04:00 PST

Top Rules of Show Chior

Hello everyone. I had myself a little raiding party on my dusty ol' BuddyProfile for AIM. I found these appropriate for the season, anyone remember? Any suggestions, complaints, additions, subtra...
Posted by Ender on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:09:00 PST

Trees Leaves and Rivers

  I wrote this for a sacraments assignment, but it has been fairly popular with some people, and I'm considering submitting it some sort of Chicken Soup book or something. I would really apprecia...
Posted by Ender on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 09:55:00 PST

Origin of the Middle Finger (fiction....sort of)

The Origin of the Middle Finger           One day, there was a curious little beaver, who decided to go foraging through the forest for some human. Luckily the...
Posted by Ender on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:13:00 PST