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Josh

save your self kill'em all

About Me

Me and Samantha finally bought our house in Hazelwood in late April! We have two little puppy dogs, Jules and Jodi, and they are both pits. I am working with my uncle as an electrician. Any thing else you'd like to know just askmy new life partner
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My Interests

i enjoy hunting, fishing, dancing, and the fine arts. but the biggest love of my life is killing babies.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

I like lynyrd skinard, ac/dc, def leppard, van halen (not van haggar) and everything else that rocks cuz thats how i roll

Movies:

the devils rejects is the coolest movie ever made and full metal jacket i also watch a lot of porn

Television:

bambie is fucking little scooby doo
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Books:

if hustler, guns and ammo, and high times r books

Heroes:

i want 2 b just like this guy
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: josh
Birthday: 3-21-85
Birthplace: stl
Current Location: hazelwood
Eye Color: hazel but it canges
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: swiss/ austrian
The Shoes You Wore Today: steel toe boots
Your Weakness: samantha
Your Fears: haha what is fear
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i love porn
Thoughts First Waking Up: what did the dogg chew up
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: any time i want
Your Most Missed Memory: chillin w/ nick and greg
Pepsi or Coke:
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: only n the shower
Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah
Have you Been in Love: i currently am
Do you want to go to College: mayb
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: i got 2
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: they r the coolest
Do you like Thunderstorms: i get a boner
Do you play an Instrument: if my dick is an instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: i hate to say it but yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i hate the mall (no)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos r nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: i am right now
Ever been called a Tease: nope but i have been called a pervert
Ever been Beaten up: not by any one who is still alive
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: n samathas arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i will never grow up i just get older
What country would you most like to Visit: canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than i
Weight: about samanthas size is perfect
Best Clothing Style: hoodie and jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of them
Number of CDs I own: less than 20
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: hsoj
What did you do last night?: worked and then rented a moive
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: music
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: hasent everybody
Last time you swam in a pool?: years
What are you wearing?: jeans and a led zeppein t-shirt
How many cars have you owned?: none
Type of music you dislike most?: rap
Are you registered to vote?: nope
Do you have cable?: dish
What kind of computer do you use?: laptop
Ever made a prank phone call?: all the time
You like anyone right now?: i love her
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: hell no
Furthest place you ever traveled?: winnipeg, canada
What's your favorite comic strip?: the punisher
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: nope
Shower, morning or night?: night
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: 300
Favorite pizza toppings?: ham pineapple
Chips or popcorn?: popcorn
What cell phone provider do you have?: t-mobile
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: by peanut shells u mean weed then YES
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no, but i've been on cops
Orange Juice or apple?: apple
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: samantha and her mom
favorite chocolate bar?: 3 musketeers
Who is your longest friend and how long?: greg, a long time
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: i hate tomatos
Have you ever won a trophy?: yep
Favorite arcade game?: galactica
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: only cds
Sprite or 7-UP?: 7-up
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: no
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: juice
Ever thrown up in public?: way 2 many times
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: i already found her
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: southpark
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: nope
What message is on your voicemail machine?: thats a gay ?
Where would you like to go right now?: hunting
Whats the name of your pet?: scoop
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: just a normal 1, 10 pounds of pot
What do you think about most?: samantha
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