I speak English, broken Vietnamese, indecipherable Chinese and sometimes a little dirty!?
I’d like to meet someone with a few redeeming qualities:For starters, it would be neat if you could read and write. English as a 2nd languge is helpful, but not required and limiting the number of children you've had out of wedlock would be really sweet. Finally, you must own a car – I’m gonna need someone to drive me to different locations in the city so I can trade my aluminum cans in for cash. Were gonna be rich!
Kevin Federline, Vanilla Ice, Michael Jackson (who doesn't love white musicians?)
"Dude, where's my car".... ..no seriously, where is it?
PBS, CSPAN, CNN and shows with acronyms as titles. That way, i never forget what i'm watching!
Kevin Federline, K-Fed, Fed-X