My
Confessional:

-My name is Nathan and I try my best to be a better person every day of my life.
-I am a planned parenthood peer educator! If you have any questions about sexual health, feel free to send me a message (:
-You'll catch me asking you, "Was that classy?"
-I fear that people will try to tear my down, so I simply don't let them.
-My car is more ghetto than yours.
-My sister and my mother are my heroes.
-My excessive lust for independence has been a disadvantage to me a time or two, but it definitely pays off.
-The Griffin name stops here, unless I have children.
-I don't think I want kids.
-I'm always worrying about my future. Will I be successful, or will I be that homeless man I just gave change to?
-I'm more paranoid than you.
-I apologize in advance for the way I drive. I'm in a hurry, get out of my way (:
-Customers at Safeway who think they're better than me make me angry.
-I work at the Mill Creek Safeway! I really like visitors (:
-I always say, "Have a nice day!"
-My job keeps me afloat, but my friends keep me going.
-My bedroom is my creative haven and I'll be really happy to show it to you (:
-My bed is my lover and our relationship is special. It's caused boyfriend issues before. No, seriously.
-I typically don't make the first move, but its blatantly obvious to see when I like you.
-The rest you'll have to find out on your own, kid. Don't be shy! Ask for my number (:
"If I had a blowhole..."
-Viktorea and I
"There was more ass on that man than a rap video!"
-Phillip
"Where the hell am i supposed to put my nose noodle?"
-Spencer Shores
"Guess what guys! My grandma butters both sides of the bread!"
-Dillon
"Thanks, Dillon. I'll remember that when I'm on jeopardy!"
-Me
"GET BACK IN THE CAR! GET BACK IN THE CAR!"
Tia, Keith, and Me
"Keith, it's your kind!"
-Everyone
"Okay good. Cause I want to hold your hand and call you different pasty names"
-Devon
"Instead of foreskin, it's phoneskin!
-Tia Debnam
You fuckin' hookers!
-Dean Cariker
"Are you gonna eat that? I just want some of those fried ants!"
-Dean Cariker
"Is that my rack!?
-Amanda
"Honey, I'm fat. I don't waste food."
-Tanner
"Dairy makes me feel slutty!
-Rachel
"I can draw a Sasquatch in your arm hair!
-Cleeeetus