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heather

i have flying monkeys and i'm not afraid to use them!

About Me

"A southern girl is a girl who knows full and well that she can open a door for herself but prefers for the gentleman to do it because it demonstrates a sense of respect. After all, every girl wants to be treated like a princess. We know how to make sweet tea and grits while telling you everything about any football team in the ACC or SEC. We pick our battles and fight with the heart of a pitbull while still maintaining grace and elegance. Our mystique is that of a soft-spoken, mild-mannered southern belle who could direct an army, loves her mama and will always be daddy's little girl." * * * * * * * MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

music, theatre, books, movies, art, my dog, my friends, seeing the world, laughing, learning to scuba, going to concerts, going to plays, absolutely anything british, being creative, being famous, being fabulous, being happy! and playing nintendo wii ;o)

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Jones...brilliant! and these guys...

Music:

i have no taste in music--in that i like a little bit of everything--except country! the big ones are oasis, coldplay, the beatles, rufus wainwright, david gray, travis, jimmy buffett, sarah mclachlan, tori amos. everything else is just what sounds good depending on the mood i'm in...80s rock, aimee mann, nick drake, incubus, black eyed peas, outkast, damien rice, keane, morrissey, the smiths, foo fighters, clutch, five eight, and bain mattox

Movies:

Steel Magnolias, Love Actually, 300, Walk the Line, Almost Famous, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kill Bill (1 & 2) all the eddie izzard stand up routines, lock stock and two smoking barrels, a clockwork orange, musicals--i am an actor after all! i'm kind of a movie snob though...sorry

Television:

entourage, the office (BBC and NBC), the original Muppet Show, Carnivale (why must the good be cancelled young?), Queer as Folk, Ghost Hunters, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, lost, project runway (the ONLY reality tv i watch), Golden Girls, i'm obsessed with the food network...Paula's Home Cooking, Everyday Italian, Barefoot Contessa, National Geographic, History Channel, anything dealing with lost or ancient civilizations, and Will & Grace.

Books:

all the Jimmy Buffett books, Bridget Jones' Diary 1 & 2, The Beach, anything Carl Hiaasen, anything Nick Hornby, Brave New World, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Amusing Ourselves to Death, The Alphabet vs. The Goddess, Little Altars Everywhere/The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood,Harry Potter 1-5, anything Oscar Wilde, biographies of artists like Van Gogh, and of course all of my beautiful art books.

Heroes:

anyone who makes me want to be a better person...and most of those people are friends and even some family! you know who you are!

My Blog

because ive already seen the episode of golden girls thats on

Talked to a jerk today?yepDo you like anyone?i LOVE someoneCan you do a cartwheel?i used to be able to, but not so sure now. i'll probably hurt myself trying tomorrowDo you skate goofy or regular?ice ...
Posted by heather on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

weekend insomnia

Name:heatherDate of Birth:july 1980Birthplace:phoebe putneyCurrent Location:valdostaEye Color:brownHair Color:almost back to my natural color of plain brownHeight:5'10 but the lying dr.s office said 5...
Posted by heather on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

utah mine collapse

i'm just completely incensed and outraged about the latest mine collapse out in utah. for some reason this particular accident is just weighing very heavily on my mind. there was a similar accident no...
Posted by heather on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST

waiting on dinner

1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?~ when my friend bill was about to propose to his wonderful girlfriend krista2. What did you dream last night?~ something weird because i wok...
Posted by heather on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:35:00 PST

The Singing Restaurant

My mom, cousin, boyfriend and i saw a sign advertising an entertainment themed restaurant with singing waiters in pigeon forge, tn. we thought it would be really funny to have a waiter dressed li...
Posted by heather on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST

a very long survey to procrastinate studying

i stole this survey from my dear friend daisy...i hope she doesn't mind...   1. I've come to realize that my last kiss . . .    was very sweet2. I am listening to. . .   ...
Posted by heather on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

No Lying Survey

NO LYING SURVEY Body: SEVEN have you's:7. Have you ever dated someone twice? no, i don't think so 6. Have you ever been cheated on? it's a possibility5. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?...
Posted by heather on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

it's bout that time

well, it had to happen sooner or later. there comes a time in every woman's life when she becomes..........a MA'AM!!!!!!! the shock! the horror! i am a MA'AM?!?!?!? it happened in the library at schoo...
Posted by heather on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

it's procrastination time again!

1. Initials:    hlc3. Last thing you ate?    outback, last night 4. For or against same sex marriage?    for it!  5. I say Shotgun! You say:...
Posted by heather on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

New Car Guilt

so when i left for my trip to alaska, i left my dear old car "charlemagne" with my parents so they could have her tuned up a bit. she needed new tires, new spark plugs, fix an oil leak, unclog an A.C....
Posted by heather on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST