EL GATO NEGRO! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey Esse!! I iz the effin Gato negro de le casa of Brian and Joann. I like cat treats and peeing. If you would like to visit the fragrance room (el littre box) please call to be added to el waiting list.
For those of you who do not add me, I'd like to say: Empulehas una grande pina arribas su culo. (That's - shove a pineapple up your ass, esse!)
Oh yeah, and make sure to throw me some pics of some female kitty bitches. I'm still young and horny.
Ignore my danmed owners. Those sick fucks. They make me beg for treats, try to make me look like a bunny rabbit, and take me to the doctor and get my parts removed!
They always make us get up when we are napping. They don't understand how hard 'a work it is sleeping all day! EHHH!!
Yes, I am in the GATO-MAFIA you pricks!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Single pussy* (*gatos)
Jimmy Hendrix
Garfield (fuck Garfield - he's a fag)
Felix The Cat (what an old fuck)
A giant doobie of catnip, eh!
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (what a pussy)

My Blog

So what? Effin Weddings, esse...

Ehhhhh....Fuck you. Yes you, esse... you freagin goathearder. what the fug are you thinking getting marred...or married... or whatever... Just when I though I had had enough of el shi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:10:00 GMT

Schwarzenegger has nothing on el gato negro

Ah yesssss... you heard el gato correctly. There is no 'I'll be back' in this blog. I never left you damned dirty bastardos! I have just been on el gato hibernatory hiatustossimo or some shito l...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:33:00 GMT

The scar that is my poop....

I do not understand why the big bastard has to lock me up in the gato-prison. I am a good gato. I just like to beat that devil-bitch she-gatop as much as I can. I wish he would quit ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:08:00 GMT

I Pee On Your Foot, Esse, or I soon will...

Ah yes, el fuckos are having that damned housewarming party. Many tours of el littre boxes por you., senors, senoritas, and even all you bendejos.. (don't try and denity it esse... YES.... YOU.)...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:03:00 GMT

We Gooed Your Gato... yes... YOU.

Hola Fuckos. Yes it is I, Us, We. Los Gatos in el House, esse. We may have been resting after much peeing, but now you and your little female Gatos are fucked. Or we will ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:03:00 GMT

Who the fuck is el gatos?

Read the profile you dumbass. Stop asking el sick fuckos who we are. We are el bomb, bitches. You know you want to add us so we can pee on you, too. For a li...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:00:00 GMT

And my new bitch is,,.. VANILLA RICE!

Ohhhhhhh I want to pee on him so bad. Fuck Tom. He's a Bitch. All he did was try to talk to me by going 'mew. mew mew..." What a fucking idiot. El Gatos would like to thank Vanilla R...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:53:00 GMT

Why Tom is .1, and fuck you

Tom is #1. That is because I want to pee on him so bad. His hair looks really absorbant, and el littre boxes are getting busy between the use and the touring. Plus, I would really li...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:55:00 GMT

Emotional Scars

So, we make this profile to break out and show the world who we are.. and then my owner comments me and calls me a NICE PUSSY? Dammit.. El Gatos will have their revenge. Wait til you fall asleep...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:46:00 GMT