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The DeVirginator

You can't do that here, ma'am.

About Me

Here's what they're saying!
"your screen name is ironic, check out ourband. LOL" -- VF
"I want u to devirginate me!!!!!. are u a mom if so kool..... " -- D

I sleep and eat and drink coffee and day dream and make love and brush my hair and watch my plan(t) grow. It's just like that.

All you crazy kids posting non-squitur monologues in my comments--stop it! Right this instant. If you're looking for a moment of fame, strike it rich on your own profile. Even Cockfield has sense enough to put a little Ashley-love into his blatant propaganda. Learn from the masters, kittens.

Mister Waffles: This absolutely applies to you, too.

Thank you,
Management

My Interests

I like puppy dogs, diet coke, tall trees, peppermint gum and early mornings. I also like dirt.

I'd like to meet:



Polar bears, furry faries, friends with space heaters.

I think new and interesting people are neat. If you believe that I would appreciate a little talk with you, feel happy and free to contact me on AIM: sacchrinetokyo. Otherwise, leave me alone, dirt-bag.

Music:

Right this second: Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Neko Case, The Ditty Bops!, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Cibo Matto, Lucinda Williams, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Shins, Sylvie Lewis, The Magnetic Fields, Tom Waits, Flaming Lips, Arcade Fire, Violent Femmes, The Walkmen, Belle and Sebastian, Martha Wainright, Radiohead, Blonde Redhead, New Pornographers, Sleater-Kinney, The Moldy Peaches and um, El-P

I enjoy new music recommendations, but I don't want to be friends with your band. I apologize.

Movies:

The last movie I watched: Before Sunrise

Television:

That last television program I watched: Ice Road Truckers

Books:

Lately my favorite authors are David Sedaris, Virginia Woolf, Milan Kundera, Vladimir Nabokov, Louisa May Alcott, Zora Neal HurstonI am currently reading: On Beauty by Zadie Smith and The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera

Heroes:

Blanche Devereaux

My Blog

It's like Santa and the Stork are the same person!

We got my dad a dress just like this for Christmas!  I really hope he likes it.    You can get one just like it from "poos 4 u . net".  Um.  ...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST

Bypass a Survey

1. Yourself:Unavoidable Presence2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?Genius3. Your hair?Its redness constantly forgotten.4. Your mother?:Dilligent.5. Your Father:Firefighter.6. Your Favorite Item:New red ball...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

A few ideas for your personal growth.

.:Sometimes when you're stuck on a problem or simply in a rut, buying a new album really will help you figure things out.  Sure, you may feel guilty because you're poor or because you feel you ha...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

That's not so weird as all that.

I've been tagged.The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end, you need to choose 6 people you wish to tag and leave a commen...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

Love in the right hand line.

I think that it's sweet when older couples use each other's eyeglasses.  It's the geriatric equivalent of putting your lover's shirt on to walk around the house after sex.  But I ...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:50:00 PST

Ahhhhhhhhhh!cademia.

I'm secretly terrified of school. Constantly. As if someone here is going to figure out that I'm only coming for the free air conditioned classrooms and sharpened pencils, not a Life-Changing Career O...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST

In between the place you thought you'd be and where you are.

Okay. So while I always dread coping with scholastic realities, there is a sort of peace I feel whenever I'm on campus, which is why I always choose to do everything school-related there. Even the mos...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:36:00 PST

Get active with inactivity!

In honor of women, Planned Parenthood of Greater Cleveland has teamed up with local artist Chris Sweiger of Artifactual Creations in bringing you a new line of jewelry. These fresh, unique pieces have...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

Let's feel sleepy.

When I first saw the result, my initial reaction was huh?!  But really, when I think about I tend to wrap myself all around my sleeping companions in a boa constrictor-like cuddling style.&n...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:35:00 PST

Stop the burn!

Sacchrine Tokyo (11:29:55 PM): So here's a little funny before I go to bed.Sacchrine Tokyo (11:30:55 PM): My clothing store.  It occasionally pairs up with other companies that are plus-sized rel...
Posted by The DeVirginator on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:41:00 PST