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About Me



Bun graft spiral unicycle spore. Hemoglobin cars span globe scissors can window isotopes. Dissonant discordance whale mime green. Tesla coil spoon weather coin graft vermin. Monarch table monsoon glue. Glass wandering cheese damp fanfare esoteric existentialist cocktail. Image coalesece draught aorta. Livid keen spleen third slime ode delve to too two tuesday. Sign microwave success flashlight. beach+l=bleach. Leg bolus serpent. Idyllic van squander.
Sometimes I threaten to puke in people's sock drawers and then steal them (the sock drawers) and mail it to them a week later (fermented puke and all)...and one of these days, if someone pisses me off enough, I just might do it...
Also, DELANGUS IS THE SHIZWILLY! but that's a pretty biased opinion.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself in a parallel universe...and then another version of myself in an alternate reality
and every single one of these people
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My Blog

Mollified baked bread portions...

Fuck you and your melted toast!
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:18:00 GMT

FCUKIN BEES!

One time we were driving and Tim yelled "FUCKIN BEES!" and swerved.It was night and I don't think there were any bees...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:47:00 GMT

!!

Dude! Nooo Waaaaay!I wrote another blog within three minutes of the last one.Here's some fuckin smileys...or not...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 14:20:00 GMT

Kuffnuggets

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Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 14:17:00 GMT

A somewhat rare moment of seriousness, if you will

After my actions this weekend I've reminded myself of why I have moved away from my past lifestyle and why I had reverted back to some of my yet older ways. Back to the days of having fun without su...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 13:01:00 GMT

Not Getting Up Because My Music Is At Random

Do you ever have your music player on shuffle and you decide to get up from the computer but don't because you want to listen to the rest of the song that's playing so then you wait for the next one t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:16:00 GMT

Writing A Blog....writing a blog...wrtng a blg...

I wrote a blog.Goddamn that was pretty fucking exciting, wasn't it?
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:59:00 GMT

I’m going to keep this good streak up

It is very late at night and that seems to be the time when my brain is the most active and the most creative. In the words of  Neil Gaiman "I very rarely create anything of much interest before the s...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:50:00 GMT

Checkers Versus Chess, Ones Bound To Be Easier

All the games... All the games people play It always seems to end the same Why can't they see this will be the death of us? Maybe no one cares Sometimes it seems there's more than enough apathy to go ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:56:00 GMT

Im Afraid Of Deaf People Because They Cant Hear Me

No understanding False comfort in the monotonyThe ins and outs and they say "just one or the other"What's the fun when it's all liver and no steak?Excuse me, please give me the daily specialI'm sick o...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:30:00 GMT