Nemanja

Hello, My name is Nemanja and I am a professional footballer with a good head of hair. I currently play for Manchester United and wear the number 15. I am a no nonsense tough defender who has pace, power, ability and a fine haircut which makes me unbelievably good in the air.Some Facts About Me:I Once Ate A Whole Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. It Made Me Blink. I Once Shot A Plane Down With My Finger By Yelling "Bang!". Someone Once Told Me That Powering In Headers From Corners Wasn't The Best Way To Score Goals. This Has Been Recorded By Historians As The Worst Mistake Anybody Has Ever Made. There Were Originally 11 Commandments, But I Didn't Like The Last One. I Lost My Virginity Before My Dad Did. If I Run With Scissors, Other People Get Hurt. I Once Ordered A Big Mac At Burger King, And Got One.