I'm Joe Masse. I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, somebody left town. To this day, the townspeople are still scratching their heads trying to figure that one out.
I smoke cigs. I'm trying to quit. But I remembered what my Mom told me growing up. "Joe...don't ever be a quitter." So I quit...quitting.
I am in a constant state of adorexia. Recently it was described as being a condition characterized by freedom from worry or any other pre-occupation.
I also have OCD...which freaks me out everytime I say it. I rally in front of the surgeon generals office trying to get them to change it to Compulsive Disorder Obsessive, which doesn't make sense to you..but the short version is CDO...those letters are in order...and that makes me feel like something bad isn't going to happen.
I'm not familiar with the metric system. This is America. Men don't measure there cocks in centimeters and cops don't pull us over for going 20 k/ph over the speed limit.
I believe that the best revenge is massive success.
I am one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.
I lack a censor chip. I don't apologize. Therefore here is some valuable advice. Nail them while they're vulnerable. That's my motto.
