Local Bastards

L.B. STARTED OFF WITH (BUNNY AND NOODLES)........WE WANTED TO START A BAND BUT DIDNT KNOW ANYONE WHO PLAYED BASS OR DRUMS, BUNNY HANDLE THE MIC. NOODLES HANDLE THE STRINGS, LATER ON WE FOUND A DRUMMER (VIRUS) AND BASSIST (40oz)...WE HAD PROBLEMS WITH OUR BASSIST, ACTUALLY WE WENT THROUGH A FEW BASS PLAYERS....ANYWAY THAT SHIT DIDNT WORK OUT AS I SAID WE WENT THROUGH A FEW BASS PLAYER. WE WERE ALSO HAVING PROBLEMS WITH VIRUS BUT THAT WASNT UNTIL LATE 06 WE THEN ASKED TEDDY FORMER DRUMMER OF POLITICAL DISASTER TO JOIN HE DID, THATS WHEN WE ALSO CAME UPON FAGGOT ASS SUMOE ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO PLAY BASS HE SAID HE DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO! THATS WAS THAT. BUT THEN FAGGOT ASS BUNNY KEPT GETTING INTO SHIT! IN AND OUT OF JUVIE AND PLACEMENT. WE THEN ASKED HIS OLDER SISTER TINY TO SING FOR US, SHE SAID SHE WAS DOWN! WE PLAYED LIKE A SHOW OR TWO WHEN OUTTA NO WHERE TEDDY GOT DECIDED HE NO LONGER WANTED ANYTHING TO DO WITH LOCAL, SO WE SAID AiiGHT THEN FOO LATEZ! NOODLES GOT ON THE DRUMS (BEING THE QUICK LEARNER HE IS) SUMOE MOVED TO GUITAR. TINY STILL FUCKS SHIT UP WITH THE MIC. BUM NOW PLAYS BASS.....SUMOES STILL A LAME!