Marcus

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4ANNOYING ADVERT!! Well my true name is Marcus Alexi Yuri Gargarin Siege of Stalingrad Glourious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Traktor Dynamo Moscow. I was previously employed as a surgeon until I was sacked for gross mis-conduct after selling off a pair of bodies to a traveling Romanian dwarf circus known as 'Romarfs Circus'. I then became a Rabbi under the psudoname of Yosef Goldensteinerbergerstein in a small rural church in the heart of Suffolk. After a single night out and a flagon of ale I ended up on a Portugues fish boat bound for the port of Vienna, where I became a international arms dealer, scrap metal merchant and a carbaret chanteuse. I was then taken under the watchful eyes of three wolfs and a young Lev Bronstein. I was raised as a simple peasant boy and developed the wonderful skill of a strong Costa Rican accent and midas touch. It was just luck really.