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Jingly Jangly

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About Me

I am my own waste of time

My Interests

I'm interested in finding ways to actually do the things I'm interested in.

I'd like to meet:

Miss Perfection, or whomever.

Music:

Successfully skirted the iPod craze and am looking forward to having my tunes in my pocket and yet not looking like every other fucking tool walking around this school.It's almost collars-up, pastel polo season... send bullets!

Movies:

I plead the 5th

Television:

When I was 11 I got really drunk and took the TV apart and got totally electricuted when I peed on the tube... I urinate in my pants now whenever I am in the same room as a television. But I listen to channel 6 on the radio and it really sucks.

Books:

I got really drunk when I was 9 and...

Heroes:

If only there were - and I had a path to follow.

My Blog

The year of...

I was reading an article about the lunar new year and came across: "Women throughout are buying themselves panties specially designed for the year of the cock" They could have used...
Posted by Jingly Jangly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My perfect fortune

I got a fortune cookie last week with the fortune: "You will be advanced socially with out any special effort." I don't think I could have gotten a better fortune, I mean advancement with no special ...
Posted by Jingly Jangly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Now that's more like it...

Kerry's Concession Speech Redone 05-Nov-2004 My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession. I concede that I overes...
Posted by Jingly Jangly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST