The name's Erika *takes a bow*
I'm Alive, I'm Crazy, I'm Impossible, I'ma Lover
I Love Pricey Items :O
I Seriously Fear The Next Line >.<
I Need To Hop On A Goat And Get To Memory Lane!
I Totally Give Jellybeans, All The Colors Of The Rainbow :]
I'd would like to see The World.
I'm crazy about my friends.
I'm obsessed with DUCKS!
I'm easy to talk to :3
I love to argue.
I'm an actress
And I'm not picky, so I'd love to meet you :]
On a separate note:
I have 3 masks.
All of which are true.
All of which are lies.
In these masks I exist.
But in these masks I am nothing.
I am everyone.
And I am no one.
Whatever mask i put on for you.
Is who I am to you.
Is who I want you to be to me.
I am who you want to see.
And you will not see another.
If you want to know which one is me.
Find me when I am free.
But by finding me.
You have lost me.
Meet Haylea. She's weird, she screws up a lot, and she's one heck of a lover. It just so happens she's my best friend. And my partner in crime. So now you know.
-(Erika)Haylea I am High Off Your Stupid.
-(Haylea)Did you just say you wet your pants?(Erika)Close Enough!
-Where did you get that thong?A-At A Garge Sale!!
-(Erika)Why Is It That Every Time You Hang Out With Haylea You Come Home With Different Underwear?She Buys Them For Me So he Can Look At Me In Them.o.0
-(Haylea)I'm Sending You Inappropriate Content Of Myself To You While Your In The Library.
-(Sitting In A Movie Theater)You weren't there before?Nither Was This Shovel but Dose That Really Matter?!
-(Haylea)I AM THE CONDOM OF LIFE!!
-(Erika)Wanna Run For It?(Haylea)Yeah!*both trip at the same time*
-(Erika)I-I Can't Breath I Have Piss In My Lungs!!
-(Erika)Yes Haylea I Am A Secret Agent From The government.(Haylea)...HOLY SHIT!
-Get me Drunk And Tattoo Kermit The Frog,Slapping A Hoe While Surf Boarding And Getting A Tattoo Of Him Slappin A hoe On Me.
(Erika)Sho Boo Sha Sha.
-(Haylea)Your Gonna Do What to My Egg?
-FOUNDO FOUNTAIN AHH!!!
-(Erika)Can you Fly??
-(Erika) Ah Shiznipple!(Haylea)MM Toasty.
-(Erika)*Looks At Haylea Seriously*I Am Gonna Kick You In Your Uterus.
-Chocolate Fart.
-Chocolate Moo Moo Cows.
-*Glances At Haylea**Haylea Looks At Sign*$8 Off Your Next Ticket With Purchase Of $20 Or More At Hot Topic.(Erika)That Was Amazing.
-(Haylea)But One Get One Hhhhh 50% DAMN!(Erika)So Close.
-(Erika) Say Hi Haylea.(Haylea)HHHHAAAAIII!!!!!
-Father Son And Hitler.
-HUNGRY EYES*Beats On Chest*
-(Erika)Don't Settle For Anything Less Than Good Cashion.
-*Haylea Crosses Eyes*(Erika)*Points*Your....A Wizard!
-(Haylea)VALTREX PREVENTS GENITAL HERPIES!!(Erika)JOHN FREDA IS GOD OF HAIR!!
-YOUR FACE!
-(Haylea)Habanaro Espangloss
-(Erika)The Cramp In My leg Is Marla
-(Erika)You Equal Stud Mufinzzzzz
-(Erika)I went to Dillars I Smell Like A French Whore!(Haylea)*screams out in mall*I LOVE FRENCH WHORE!!
-(*Erikas Sees Haylea In Mall**Haylea Doesn't realize Who She is Running At**Collides*Music:REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
-(Haylea)Don't Piss her Off I'll Cut You!*Some Bumps Into Erika's Mom*(Erika)SON OF A BITCH!(Haylea)YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED KENNY!
-Scroll Box Equals All Life
-(Erika)Haylea Get Funnier Or You Are Out Of The Scroll Box.(Haylea)*Pants Loudly*
-*Two Preppy Girls walk By*(Haylea)I wonder If We Look Like them?*acts**coughs up lung*
-(Haylea)Thats Wicked Jokes,And Wicked Jizz.
-(Erika)I don't Roll...I Lightly Tumble.
-(Erika)Haylea Your Genius Is Showing.(Haylea)Oh Shit!(Erika)No,It's Actually Quite Flattering
-(Erika)It's Raining!:D (Haylea)Virgins?
-(Haylea)Those Are Not The Appropriate Um Ahs For This Conversation.
-(Erika)I'm In Your Pants(Haylea)Move Around A Bit.
-(Erika)Stay Away From My Guys Cornhole.
-THESE AREN'T MY NEW PANTS?!
-My Ass Is Gonna Be At The Mall Tomorrow...Where's Yours?
-Hang On...You Ass.
-(Haylea)When The Movie Is Over We Can Just Tie Him Down.
-(Erika)Hey Bitchy Fuck.(Haylea) What's Up Stupid Whore.
-(Erika) Haylea, I fucking hate the fact that every damn time we talk about something so stupidly funny, we always forget to put it in the scroll box...wait a minute :D
-(Haylea) AH-HA! ... so I can still be in the box...right?
-*Haylea sneezes extremely loud* AAH-CHOO, FUCK!
-*Haylea 3's in class* *someone looks over* HAYLEA WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING?!!(Haylea) NUTHING!!*twitches dramatically*
-When I Touch Myself *ACHOO!*
-Haylea*Trips On Cement**Runs Into Fire Extinguisher**Falls Into Wall*
-Erika: All the states are having an Orgy!Haylea:QUICK SOMEONE GET ME TO MICHIGAN!Erika:Why so you can get some from Canada?
-Haylea:Thinking About Your Mom Having A Texan Accent Gets Me High
-Erika: Are Your Circumsized?
-Hayela:A Clump Just Fell Out Of my Milk
-Erika:His Name Is Dark?Is It That Albino Kid From Computer Camp?
-My Fucking Butter.
-Erika:You remember that? Haylea:…Ive never seen Lord Of The Rings.
-Haylea: Erika why do we have such a strong connection with underwear?
-Erika: My kids are going to be so confused.Haylea:Your welcome.
-Erika: Hey…you with the eyes…their pretty big O.O
-Erika’s Child: Who are you? Haylea: Your mother who are you?
-Haylea: The rest of the time your off with your munchkins getting drunk.
-Erika: Why are you laughing? Haylea: Because I don’t remember and I'm scared.
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