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Keris85

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About Me

H'yall welcome to my section of the world, a place where you can come in sit yourself down and chill, and see pictures of what a weekend is like in my lil, crazy, mad, world! All are welcome but no attitude and no t*!"s. So relax, enjoy yourself and remember life is one big pill lol!BELOW IS A BANNER FOR JEN, A VERY GOOD SINGER I AM SUPPORTING PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CHECK HER PROFILE OUT FOR YOURSELF. ADDRESS COPY & PASTE IN ADDRESS BAR:http://www.myspace.com/notgotone
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keris
Birthday: When the sun is at it's highest and the moon at it's lowest
Birthplace: Stonehenge
Current Location: that place by the sea
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6 ft 1 in
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: nomadic/ pagan/ athiest/ anglo saxon/ nordic warrior
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefeet
Your Weakness: I have none
Your Fears: last orders
Your Perfect Pizza: An alcoholic Pizza would be funky
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Waster/ Drop out/ Hobo and then an Author
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: urm...hya
Thoughts First Waking Up: where did i leave that bottle of vodka???
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno if I have one?
Your Bedtime: 5:30 PM like a gud little boy lol (seriously i don't have one i'm an insomniac)
Your Most Missed Memory: the previous nite
Pepsi or Coke: coke (I mean c'mon!)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nah bruv
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Do I look like I drink cappuccino's?
Do you Smoke: Of course
Do you Swear: Of course
Do you Sing: Of course
Do you Shower Daily: In the rivers and swamps of Bolingey
Have you Been in Love: Yes (And it's a physical drain on your wallet and your mind)
Do you want to go to College: Leaving in the forest leaves me with a remote chance
Do you want to get Married: Not right now, I'm only fifty four in Wiccan years
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only If i'm on sommat
Do you think you are Attractive: I'll let you decide
Are you a Health Freak: I smoke I drink I take drugs (wot d'you think?) i do drink green tea tho (does that count?)
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Deffo!!!
Do you play an Instrument: try to play a guitar (but i kick ass at the triangle!)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes i'm afraid i have sipped satan's supp
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes. Bloody cancer sticks aye?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A mall in cornwall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: and tell me why would i want to do that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: of course
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah L2 Podiums
In the past month have you been Dumped: no thank god
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath and shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: no i'm a saint (honest)
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no i win my fights, rucks and strainers
Ever Shoplifted: of course
How do you want to Die: totally going for gold with a few ladies of the night in a hotel room in las vegas
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm never gonna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: the one next to the big one but not quite as big as the big one
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: you can't say a specific
Weight: looks after herself
Best Clothing Style: anything i'm open minded
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'ver completely lost count, and i wouldn't wanna kno either lol :)
Number of CDs I own: not sure
Number of Piercings: not too many
Number of Tattoos: not too many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never reget (my philosphophy "RAIVU TAMENI SONO MO-MENTO!!!"
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Basics:
Name:
Date of Birth:
Birthplace:
Current Location:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:
Height:
Heritage:
Piercings:
Tattoos:
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Bob Marley
Song: Stairway To Heaven/ Paranoid
Movie: Don't have a favourite
Disney Movie: I don't know coz I forget which one is specified? they're all the same ain't they?
TV show: Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me
Color: White (Pure & Virginial lol)
Food: Anything I can hunt in the forest
Pizza topping: Plain
Ice-Cream Flavor: Not into Ice cream (I can't afford luxuries like that lol)
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka
Soda: pop
Store: I have a unique dress sense
Clothing Brand: Don't do that popular culture
Shoe Brand: I don't own a pair of shoes
Season: Summer
Month: When the sun shines brightly
Holiday/Festival: nEW YEARS (Although my brother likes ramadan lol)
Flower: No
Make-Up Item: I don't wear it (unless you call mud make up?)
Board game: Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunshiiine
Chocolate or vanilla:
Fruit or veggie: Fruit when obtained (If not i steal carrots from farmers fields )
Night or day: DaY IN THE SUMMER, NIGHT IN THE WINTER
Sour or sweet: In between
Love or money: Love (but a couple of quid would be nice)
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Green Tea
Hot or cold: tepid
Your:
Goal for this year:
Most missed memory:
Best physical feature:
First thought waking up:
Hypothetical personality disorder: Wild up for anything!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: No Idea i'm not that old yet
Sesame street alter ego: The one that lives in the dustbin lol
Fairytale alter ego: Do I look like a fairy
Most stupid remark: What time does the pub close
Worst crime: Ignorance
Greatest ambition: Author/ Millionaire
Greatest fear: Never achieving the above
Darkest secret: You wouldn't want to know it's in the past and that's where it stays oooohhhh
Favorite subject: Future Wealth/ Love and Happiness
Strangest received gift: Aftershave from my ex (Even though she was skint all the time)
Worst habit: Doing everything to excess
Do You:
Smoke:
Drink:
Curse:
Shower daily: Yep
Like thunderstorms:
Dance in the rain: All the time/ You have to rain dance to get water right?
Sing:
Play an instrument:
Get along with your parents:
Wish on stars: Sometimes
Believe in fate: Everything is predestined whether we like it or not, but we can choose the path to a certain kind of fate
Believe in love at first sight: Possibly
Can You:
Drive: Yeah (But it's a long story why I don't have a car)
Sew: Don't waste my time
Cook: Kinda
Speak another language: Sorta
Dance: I was born to...
Sing: Yeah
Touch your nose with your tongue: No I don't think I can?
Whistle: Duh?
Curl your tongue: Yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: All the time
Been Stoned/High: I'm on a constant high from doing this survey lol
Eaten Sushi: Yeah
Been in Love: Don't start me on that one you'll never hear the last of it
Skipped school: Of course
Made prank calls: Yeah mate
Sent someone a love letter: Yep
Stolen something: Yep
Cried yourself to sleep: Yep
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Ignorance/ Bad manners
Are you right or left handed?
What is your bedtime?
Name three things you can't live without: Friends/ Vodka/ Drugs
What is the color of your room? Blue
Do you have any siblings? Uno brother
Do you have any pets? If you call fish a pet?
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Hell Yeah lol!
What is you middle name? Lee
What are you nicknames? Kris With a K, Kris with an AK47, Kristal, K, Kel, Kriso
Are you for or against gay marriage? Not for me to say
What are your thoughts on abortion? Too difficult to go into on a survey
Do you have a crush on anyone? Maybe/ Maybe not
Are you afraid of the dark?
How do you want to die?
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Don't eat them
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Narcotics Class A
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Height
Weight
Most important physical feature:
Biggest turn-off
Take this survey /
You scored as Led Zeppelin. You are Led Zeppelin. Bonham Lives!

Led Zeppelin


75%

Pink Floyd


50%

Rush


50%

Bad Company


44%

Kiss


38%

Lynyrd Skynrd


31%

The Who


25%

KC and the Sunshine Band


25%

Bob Marley


25%

Queen


13%
What 70's rock band are you?
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I'm just doing this for a laugh! But i think it's wel cool to meet new people, it makes the world a smaller place! Any lovely ladies interested would be a bonus! But anybody is welcome to drop me a line...I will speak to anyone who wants to speak to me.

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