KrisMan

I'm a Hard Working guy doing Full-Time in my Dad's company "PowerTek Corporation" ___ ___
MAYO_31_2007
Hello Hello Hellooooo to all my people out therrrrrreee!!! How's it going? Yo? Pues super bien. Viviendo la vida de Hombre Casado... asi es... CASADO!!! Me case en Mayo 5 de 2007 en la Iglesia el Sendero de la Cruz en Hato Rey, PR. Y De veras que esto esta brutal. Para contarles un poco en lo que alcanzo postear las fotos de la boda y del HoneyMoon (pero, no todas las fotos;-p), les voy a contar un poco de lo que hice para mi reina. La que es ahorita duena de mi corazon. El Domingo salimos para Orlando hasta Mayo 13, 2007. Ahi esa semana la pasamos genial ya que fuimos a los parques de Universal Studios y Islands of Adventure. No monta- mos en todos los Roller Coasters. Fuimos a Sea Worlds a ver a Shamu y les envia un SPLASH de saludos. Paseamos, nos fuimos de shopping y turistiamos como buenos boricuas que somos... nos perdimos fue lo que hiciemos!!!! Jajaja! Pero nada, despues de todo le bajamos a Miami el Domingo 13 de Mayo para supuestamente llevar a ver en un Catamaran y a los Key West y de Restaurantes y todos eso. Lo que ella no se esperaba era que yo tenia 2 pasajes para el Crucero mas Grande del Mundo: The Freedom of the Seas. Eso si fue una sorpresota para ella. Ella quedo en shock y solo podia ver su cara de alegria. En el Crucero yo comia como un siquitraqui hasta mas no poder. Paramos en Haiti, que de hecho, no me gusto mucho pero compramos dos o tres cosas para decir que tenemos cositas de ahi. Despues fuimos a Ocho Rios, Jamaica donde disfrutamos de un Tour que nos dio un Taxista super interesante. Luego paramos en Grand Caiman Islands... bueno para shopping. Y la mejor de todas, CONZUMEL, MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming back to this ISLAND that's for sure! ME encanto todo de esta isla. Luego les cuentos mas................ Chao mi gente!!!
TYPICAL PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS 1)Monga:
Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness is unknown by the American Medical Association (AMA) and only understood by doctors of Puerto Rican origin.
2)Patatú:
Attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time. Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected by medical technology. Victims tend to be males and females over the age of 50 years.
3)Sereno:
Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is sprinkled by a mysterious substance produced by the night air. There are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children must not be taken out at night without proper head gear or risk of contamination is certain.
4)Empache:
Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a large Puerto Rican meal. The only known cure for this disease is "una buena criolla" or "tirarse un buen gas" (burp). (Alka-Seltzer is completely ineffective).
5)Cuerpo Cortao:
Frequent and mild condition of unknown etymology. Symptoms include-- but are not limited to-- fatigue, lack of energy and chronic whining.
6)Moño Parao:
Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general unpleasantness.
7)Cocotazo:
Also referred to as the "Fuácata". A clenched hand /closed cripple! Caused by left or right fingers flexed to not quite make a fist with middle Fingers lightly raised higher than the rest and delivered to a child's head with a quick snap to the wrist (my father's favorite).
8)Chichón:
Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall after a patatú. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected encounter with a cocotazo.
Any and all other details have to be asked because I can't remember anything else... Anyways, thanks for visiting me here and taking the time to read this.... if you read it all. If you did, let me know!!!!
Why Puerto Ricans are so cool...
*We are a mix of the best of every race.
*Our legal drinking age is 18.
*We can't care less what other people think of us.
*We are not only bilingual but we can speak Spanglish!
*Our women are the most beautiful in the world, (5 Miss Universe)
*We are LATIN, and yet AMERICANS
*Mofongo (that's all I have to say)
*In PR, any road will take you to a beach..... or a pub.
*We are the only "territory" of another country with our own Olympic teams.
*We do everything under the sun... because we CAN!
*Because even though we are a territory we are still a whole NATION.
*We don't need to take vacations to be in a tropical paradise.
*In PR everything is really close.
*I can call you sir ("USTED"), and insult you in the same sentence.
*Our Spanish is completely different than any other Spanish speaking country.
*We all have cool nicknames.
*We have the best athletes in the world.
*We make some of the best coffee of the world.
*WE CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!!
*They come from around the world to hire our engineers and scientists.
*We are the country with the most roads by square mile (and there is still traffic).
*We have the longest swimming pool in the world (Cerromar)
*La "Calle del Cristo" (San Juan P.R.) was the first road of "The New World" to be paved.
*86% of the rum drunk in theU.S. is from Puerto Rico.
*We have more female engineers than any other country. (and you still call us machistas?)
*We know how to party, without absurd curfew laws.
*We are the major RUM manufacturer of the world.
*The bats for the Movie Batman Forever were filmed in Las Cuevas de Camuy, P.R.
*We invented the MayoKetchup!
*We kicked the DREAM TEAM 's ass!!!!
*Puerto Rico has one of the world's highest productivity ratios.
*Salsa music was the fastest growing genre in the last 20 years.
*Four Puerto Ricans received the Congress Medal of Honor: Euripides Rubio, Carlos Lozada, Hector Santiago y Fernando Luis Ledesma Garca.
*Only 4 baseball players have 2 Home Runs in the same Inning; 3 of them are Puerto Ricans (Roberto Clemente, Roberto Alomar and Carlos Baerga)
*Tito Trinidad never went to the Olympics but defeated 4 gold medal champions.
*A Puerto Rican, Nellie Toledo, designed the 1984 Camaro Berlinetta.
*We were the 5th country in THE WORLD to have a radio station.(before Washington D.C.)
*Junior Cordero (Puerto Rican) won the Kentucky Derby 3 times.
*There is only 7 fluorescent lagoons in the world; we have 4 of them.
*Giovanni Hidalgo is considered the best percussionist in THE WORLD.
*Jose Feliciano is in the top 3 guitar players in THE WORLD (don't forge the is blind).
*The Discovery 500; Solar car designed by the Mayaguez College won 41 awards en Sunrayace, Iowa in 1993.
*We established the first lottery system in the New World.
*NOT TO BAD FOR A 100 X 35 MILES ISLAND ...