Bobby Davehead

I was discovered by a family of weasels after being abandoned in the English countryside and subsequently raised in their ways until an old couple out walking one day saw me and my weasel brethren doing wild weasel things and took me back to the civilisation that had rejected me. After a year or two adjusting to human society I became an I.T. consultant for the European Coallition of Technophobic Clowns which was no barrell of laughs.I spent a while travelling and accidentally got involved in the world of international espionage but I've been assured if I say anymore than that I will be killed. I thought Daniel Craig did a very good job of playing me (I assume there's a deleted scene on the DVD of him sniffing that womans brown and peeing on a lamp post).Recently I began training for the world thumb wars championships and initially showed the potential to be the greatest thumb war soldier ever and was given the moniker 'The Mohammed Ali of thumb wars' named after a guy called Mohammed Ali who ran a chippy in Bolton but revolutionised the world of the stare out competition with his unique and innovative style and oh so fluffy (yet crispy) batter. My thumb war career was cut short when I got tendonitus from fighting 2000 challengers in one day. However I went on a high defeating them all.Oh yeah. And I'm a dog.