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Evan and Gareth

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mistexts

i, like everyone else, am a huge fan of texting. love it. you no longer need to go through all the bullshit of thinking too much, caring about inflection, or letting anyone ever get near your black he...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:48:00 GMT

things i thought when i saw a bunny on a table in a subway restaurant

1. is that a bunny?2. is this a subway?3. that's a bunny.4. what the fuck?5. why did those two little girls bring a BUNNY in here? don't they know that's fucking gross?6. wait...wait....7. why did the...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:42:00 GMT

pizone

okay. what the FUCK is this thing? pizza hut has been running commercials for this american abomination for a while now, but i seriously just noticed. or, it just hit me rather. it sunk in. for the ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:53:00 GMT

Were rich bitch!

Well, not exactly. Actually, we're broke. But we were recently mentioned in Forbes! Check it out HERE.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:47:00 GMT

men of porno!

this is addressed to the men of pornography. if you are not a man who gets paid to be in pornography, please stop reading this graphic blog.ok. hi. hey! how are you? good? bald headed? covered in tatt...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:27:00 GMT

Runners and Bikers

Lately as the weather has been becoming increasingly more pleasant, I have seen a lot more people exercising, and enjoying the great outdoors. Some of these people have been getting under my skin for ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:23:00 GMT

TMZ is the fucking worst!

I know you have all seen that show TMZ. God, does it drive me nuts. The guy who runs it is the former legal analyst from The People's Court, Harvey Levin. He could not be having more of a mid-life cr...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:51:00 GMT

well, theyve done it

they finally did it. they made a reality show that i HATE. it's called 'shot of love with tilla tequila'. heard of it? sure you have. and if you haven't, you're lying. you have. and this is coming fr...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:21:00 GMT

It could have been a lot worse

More good ones here.
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Bob Ross is Alive!


Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:21:00 GMT