Shuttle-Shocked |
Here's my latest in a long list of bold theories: NASA scrubs shuttle launches in order to make money.My ex-wife and I went up there to see it twice (once Discovery and once Endeavor), and they scrubb...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:35:00 GMT |
My first review since '94. Thank you, Gabe Berman! |
http://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/nightlife...I often turn to my favorite movies for inspiration. Recently I watched Juno, and as soon as I heard Ellen Page's character say the word ....shenani...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:14:00 GMT |
Some Thoughts on Late-Night TV |
Last night, as I sat alone on my couch with a bag of double stuffed Oreos resting on my belly and a 32-oz Big Gulp cup filled with milk, I began to contemplate late night television.This just in -- wo...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:13:00 GMT |
A Night in the Life of a Solo Musician |
Ten o'clock gig. I arrive at 9:44. The manager comes up to me looking like he's incontinent and staring at his Armitron digital watch. "You know you start at ten, right?" I said "Yes, I do." He says "...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:21:00 GMT |
What I've Learned About Women |
Before I begin, let me just say this: There are a handful of women out there who actually desire a man who will treat them with love, admiration, respect, affection and kindness, and want no drama of ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:35:00 GMT |
Automotive Epitaphs? WTF? |
Have you seen these things? People driving around with a decal in the back window that reads:
IN LOVING MEMORY
TITO MCDONALD
1973 - 2008
Always in our hearts
Eulogizing your dear departed in the back ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:02:00 GMT |
Male Enhancement |
I was channel surfing last night around 3am, and I stopped on that "Sex Talk" infomercial for a few minutes. Have you ever noticed that throughout the entire show, including all those ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:34:00 GMT |
