Rebecca

Just your typical 28 year old jewish lesbo in the city except that I'm not in a burlesque show and I will never give you a flyer for anything. I love this town and my apartment and my dog and cat and two rabbits. I sleep late, drink iced tea, smoke camel lights, love star wars, legos, and a good PS2 game. I like to spoil myself and make impossible things possible. I like to splurge and indulge and play. I am a terrible speller. I know the greatest people in the world and consider myself lucky to know them and get to watch them do what they do so well. I like to think that everyone has super powers and are just being really responsible about using them. I like toys and farts and forts and time travel and pretending. I'm not a big reader and I don't care. I love Pixar movies and sci-fi and good pop music. I have recently become very good at saying "I don't know", and find its a good way to learn things. I find that having heroes is the most important thing, and you should tell them they are your heroes if you are lucky enough to get the chance.I've been asked many times how I think being a gay woman effects my life in comedy. I think being gay is like being in an a cappella group. Amazing and awesome, but also retarded and faggy.A LITTLE SOMETHING I LOVEA LITTLE SOMETHING I WROTE:A LITTLE SOMETHING I WISH I WROTE:.. Leslie Uggman Sings! on FunnyOrDie.com ..