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For Sale: 1 set of morals. Never used. Will sell for cheap.

About Me


• I'm TRISTAN.
• My name is British. I wish I had a British accent...or Australian. That would bluhdy rowk, mate!
• I have lots of nicknames. Call me whatever you want...I'll add it to the list.
• I'm chronologically 25...but I feel about 20..and look about 18.
• I'm from the All-American midwestern suburb of Green, Ohio.
• I'm eventually (someday) moving to California because I belong at the beach.
• The beach is the only thing that makes me feel both powerless and powerful at the same time.
• My family and friends are the best, they are my world, and I would be nothing without them.
• I try to be real, unique, and just...myself.
• I am an "old soul."
• Music=Life. It completes me and makes me feel ALIVE.
• I'm very independent and very picky with everything. Some people think I'm an asshole for that.
• I am an asshole, I'll be honest. But I'm also sweet, kind, and caring (to those I like).
• Be warned, I'm an Aries which = restless, loses interest easily, hard to show feelings, and loves adventure!
• Sarcasm and being a smartass is my way of life.
• Classiness is the number one thing I look for in people.
• I love things that can be described as quirky, cheesy, classic, or vintage.
• Feeling "infinite" is hands down my favorite emotion.
• I don't mind being alone or by myself.
• I have my own fan club. I'm very honored by that.
• My ultimate dream job would be to get paid to lay around and/or dance like a banchee while listening to songs and reading/interpreting song lyrics all day long...preferably at the beach.
• Almost all my clothes are from Abercrombie & Fitch or Hollister.
• Doc Martens and flip-flops are the best shoes ever made.
• My faith is a very important part of my life.
• I love black and white pictures.
• I own my dream car. Actually it's an SUV and his name is Matthew Mountaineer.
• I have OCD: obsessive cleaning disorder. Me and Christy are the founders.
• I'm a perfectionist. (There's your warning.)
• Chocolate, my 80s mix, and watching FRIENDS is the cure for everything.
• I love hot weather. Sunny and 87° is perfection.
• Double cheeseburgers from the $1 menu at McDonalds are orgasmic.
• I don't drink soda/pop or coffee.
• I feel naked without my cell phone and mp3 player.
• I hate cash and love my debit card.
• My tongue is pierced and I love it. It did not hurt...seriously.
• I love black and silver, but my favorite COLOR is navy blue.
• There isn't any place in the world that I don't want to go and visit.
• Skydiving is the most thrilling, eye-opening experience. Do it.
• My favorite number is 8 and I have three self-relating reasons why.
• The less clothes I can wear or have to wear, the better.
• I love to drive long distances and speed.
• I hate mornings. I'm a night owl.
• I have a photographic memory...which leaves me full of useless information that no one cares about.
• I can be both shallow and deep.
• I hate drama.
• I am laidback and easygoing.
• I naturally flirt.
• I'm a listener. I don't like to talk a lot.
• I love learning new things and going to new places.
• I may be young still, but I miss innocence and the "good ol' days."
• I wish I still knew how to play the piano.
• I don't go on dates, they annoy me.
• Most people annoy me. Consider yourself very lucky if you don't.
• I text everyday.
• I love to aimlessly drive around and listen to music.
• I don't overanalyze or overthink things. I take them for what they are and go with the flow.
• I love randomness, but nothing is random.
• Everything happens for a reason and I will stand by that until the day I die.
• I'm an optimistic realist.
• I am me. You can't change me and you can't break me.
• I am genuinely happy and life is grand! :-D
• And...that is all. Kbye!
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My Interests

Music, sarcasm, randomness, independence, originality, classiness, my Grace, my family, my friends, my cats, inside jokes, losermates, hanging outs, nicknames, irony, silence, T-Zoning, laughing until you cry and your stomach hurts, lyrics, the beach, the ocean, MTHill, deep-and-gorgeous-ness, Meganness, Hal Sparks, T-Bones, mp3 players, pb&j sandwiches, gummi bears, memories, attention, skydiving, editing, shopping, new places, neatness, cleanliness, giving advice, just being there, hugs, Pink Is The New Blog , drunkenness, summer air, summer grass, smiles, text messaging, silver rings, t-shirts, black and white pictures, concerts, theater, movies, road trips, driving long distances, speeding, driving with windows down on warm and sunny days with music blaring, sitting in trees, listening, late night hours-long conversations with best friends (especially Matthew Mountaineer chats), junk food, home-cooked food, eating, architecture, anything vintage, fashion policing, sleeping, power napping, dancing, music videos, frames of life, airplanes, boating, amaretto sours, gin and tonics, flavored martinis, tanning, swimming, patriotism, supermarkets (it's in my blood), 7 Martini Lounge, Hollister, Cheesecake Factory, wondering, wandering, chocolate, peanut butter, chocolate and peanut butter, making people laugh, black ink, haircuts, expressways, city skylines, old school video games, tv show marathons, thunderstorms, history, maps, holidays, flip-flops, new clothes, church, landscaping, hot weather, no air conditioning, hot weather and no air conditioning, classic cartoons, roller coasters, accents, lemonade, kool-aid, flirting, deep thinking, blended words (like chillax, exactually, confuzzled, fabulosity, craptastic...), faith, dressing up, dressing down, quirkiness, no drama, optimism, writing in journals, clicking, being right, karma, fate, learning new things, knowing it all, Chicken Soup, feeling young, staying young, moving on, feeling alive, feeling infinite...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who WOULDN'T be described as any of the following: white trash, ghetto trash, hillbilly, hardass, moron, fake, slob, or smelly...and anyone who doesn't say they've brought sexy back.

My Best Friends:

MEGS WHATEVS
is my BESTEST friend in the whole world.
She is my gorgeous losermate twin and my Grace!
LYTS and MYTS!!

RACHEL RENEE
is my forever best friend and sister.
We're the same because I'm an asshole and she's a bitch haha.
I love her to death and would do anything for this girl.

ANDREW BABYT
is Brother and one of my best friends.
We bond over so much of the same stuff in our lives.
We totally get each other and have each other's backs..always.

KIMBERLY DAWN
is my Brady Be-Fri whose crazy-ass life always keeps me on my toes!
If nothing else works out, we're getting married haha.

CHRISTY
is my Muffin and bestest bud because we're definitely two peas in a pod.
(Justin & Soggy Money always!)

Music:

Music is my life. I love modern rock, punk rock, alternative, 90s grunge, 80s hits, and classics from the 60s and 70s.

My favorite artists:

Default, Lifehouse, Jet, Heart, Bon Jovi, Vertical Horizon, TrustCompany, 3 Doors Down, Dave Matthews Band, Kelly Clarkson, Oasis, Black Eyed Peas, Nickelback, Pearl Jam, Fuel, Linkin Park, Garden State Soundtrack, The Last Kiss Soundtrack, Wicked Soundtrack

Plus: 311, The Academy Is, AC/DC, Ace Of Base, Aerosmith, AFI, Alanis Morissette, Alice In Chains, The All American Rejects, American Hi-Fi, The Arctic Monkeys, Ashlee Simpson, Barenaked Ladies, Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds, Blink182, The Bloodhound Gang, Bruce Hornsby, Bryan Adams, Bush, Cake, Cary Brothers, Cher, Chevelle, Chris Daughtry, The Click Five, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Creed, Crossfade, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, Disturbed, Elton John, Evanescence, Eve 6, Fleetwood Mac, Franz Ferdinand, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Hilary Duff, Hinder, Hole, Hoobastank, Howie Day, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Jane's Addiction, Jem, John Mayer, JoJo, Joshua Radin, Journey, Keane, Killers, Limp Bizkit, Madonna, Matchbox 20, Modest Mouse, Morningwood, Nelly, No Doubt, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Panic! At The Disco, Papa Roach, Pat Benetar, Phil Collins, Puddle Of Mudd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REO Speedwagon, Roxette, Ryan Cabrera, Saliva, The Shins, Sister Hazel, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Something Corporate, Soundgarden, Spice Girls, Stevie Nicks, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Sum41, Taking Back Sunday, Third Eye Blind, Tina Turner, TLC, Trapt, Tyler Hilton, U2, Yellowcard, and sooo much more...

Movies:

Eurotrip, Garden State, Orange County, Kinsey, Mean Girls, Clueless, Trick, School Of Rock, Can't Hardly Wait, Bring It On, Drive Me Crazy, Win A Date With Tad Hamilton, The Sweetest Thing, You've Got Mail, Ocean's 11, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Titanic, Tristan & Isolde, Pocahontas...

Television:

FRIENDS, Queer As Folk, Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List, Laguna Beach, American Idol, ER, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Phil Of The Future, Growing Up Gotti, Will & Grace, Six Feet Under, Sex And The City, Saved By The Bell, The Real World, Road Rules, any RW/RR Challenge, Reno911, Beverly Hills 90210, Are You Being Served...

Books:

Harry Potter, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The DaVinci Code, The Great Gatsby, Catcher In The Rye, Where The Red Fern Grows, Brave New World, RISKY BUSINESS!...

Heroes:

Kathy Griffin! She's totally herself, she hates kids, and she's devoted her life to making fun of people. Hells yea, I LOVE HER!

My Blog

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