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Beelzebozo

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About Me



I am a curious little fellow who enjoys the simple delights of life such as sitting down toa home cooked meal just as The Simpsons comes on.I'm a bit weird but hey, you would be too if you got dropped on your head when you were a baby (true).Unpredictably veering from obsessive routine and uncompromisingly (look at me using big words) set behaviour patterns to out of control excessive lunacy I am the life and soul of the tiddlywinks collective party council and desire nothing more than a high quality fish supper.I am a hybrid of Monk and Columbo. You could call me, Colmunko. But I'd rather you did not.Here's me in Springfield vision.

My Interests

I am interested in why girls go to the toilets in groups.

I'd like to meet:

Dirty Sanchez (yes fuck you Campus!) Quentin Tarantino Jeremy Beadle (to smash his face in) Thom Yorke Eddie Vedder Maynard James Keenan Stanley Donwood Stephen Fry Neil Buchanan Steven Speilberg Columbo Derren Brown

Music:

The bands I couldn't live without are Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, The Smashing Pumpkins and Sigur Ros.I'm also fond of Placebo, The Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Primal Scream, Tool, APC, Soundgarden, Muse, Gary Numan, David Bowie, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains, Pantera, Amen, System of a Down, Rammstein, Queens of the Stone Age, My Bloody Valentine, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Seasick Steve, Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Slipknot, Nirvana, Massive Attack, Tori Amos, Pixies, Mogwai, Air, Moby, Squarepusher, KT Tunstall, Deftones, A Silver Mt. Zion, Godspeed! You Black Emporer, Helmet, Bjork, Audioslave and loads of other bands.. alt. rock, post-rock, industrial, ambient, grunge, metal.. just, stuff Anything honest, basically.

Movies:

My favourite movies change as regularly as my underwear (ie, not very), but the consistent loves are Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Se7en, Life as a House, Almost Famous, Die Hard, The Usual Suspects, The Silence of the Lambs, Donnie Darko, Back to the future, Face Off, Memento.
I love anything and everything Quentin Tarantino, Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese, Oliver Stone and James Cameron.
Partial to David Lynch and Darren Aronofsky.My favourite comedies are Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Planes Trains and Automobiles, UHF and the Naked gun series. Love my Kevin Smith comedies. The Dirty Sanchez movie is hilarious, so is Jackass Number Two.
I love Robert De Niro and Al Pacino and value them as equally as food and water. I love them so so much, they're tied to so many of my favourite films.. Taxi Driver, The Deer Hunter, The Godfather Part trilogy, Raging Bull, Goodfellas... Dog Day Afternoon, Scent of a Woman, Heat, Scarface, Carlitos Way.. *shivers*
Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks are also pretty damn good.
My favourite trilogies are The Lord of the Rings [extended], Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, The Godfather and Die Hard.
Big fan of the Alien series.

Television:

'I don't watch TV'.But if I did, it would be nothing but Lost, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Dirty Sanchez, Curb your enthusiasm, Band of Brothers, The Fast Show, Derren Browns shit, QI, The Office, Extras, Nip/Tuck, Takeshi's Castle, Mythbusters, How it's made, You've been framed, Extreme Russia, Street Crime UK, Booze Britain, Home Improvement, Spaced and Friends.

Oh how I miss Friends and The Fast Show... and not forgetting THE CRYSTAL MAZE (that ones for you Sally)

Books:

Slowly Downward by Stanley Donwood is my favourite book.

I'm not a big reader, for reasons mainly concerning my short attention span, but I do enjoy a good book, I just prefer non-fiction titles like books on psychology, sociology, bios and history.
I enjoy a good pamphelt on aids.
My snapfax is the man.

Heroes:

Apart from the miniature ones..

Stanley Donwood, Bill Hicks, Semih Sayginer, Steven Speilberg, Ash, my Dad and Ashley Fulwood.

My Blog

tease of one of my screenplays (a first)

Pre-credit sequence to screenplay with working title 'Animal Harm' though I am thinking of renaming it 'Small Print'. This is from an earlier concept that was much grander and complex, a project calle...
Posted by Beelzebozo on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

Short story: Sunday Afternoon Shite

Sunday Afternoon Shite SUNDAY AFTERNOON SHITEa twisted little tale by Steven Brown_________________________________________So there I was, territorial. Marking my land by means of mass excretion. ...
Posted by Beelzebozo on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

MY TOP 10 COVER, REMIX and LIVE ALBUMS

TOP 10 LIVE, REMIX or COVERS ALBUMS Nine Inch Nails - And all that could have been (LIVE) Primal Scream - Live in Japan (LIVE) Rage Against the Machine - Renegades (COVERS) Pearl Jam - Mansfield,...
Posted by Beelzebozo on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST

action potential: new song

After recommendation by a friend I thought I would blog some new songs I have been writing. This one is one of the better lyrical cuts, nothing spectacular but I quite like it. Pretty representative ...
Posted by Beelzebozo on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

margana

Howdy! Just a note to say to check out www.myspace.com/marganaband Mr. T says you HAVE TO! Enjoy ...
Posted by Beelzebozo on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST