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Tank

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

About me?! Why on Earth would you want to know about someone like me? I'm dangerous people.

My Interests

Zombies, computers, minivans, boobs, video games. Ahh, the life of a nerd.

I'd like to meet:

Boobs.

Music:

All That Remains, Atreyu, Chimaira, Fear Factory, GWAR, Hell Yeah, Ill Nino, In Flames, In This Moment, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Mudvayne, Otep, Pantera, Shadows Fall, Slipknot, Soilwork, Soulfly, Static-X, Unearth

Movies:

Zombie movies! Boondock Saints, True Lies, Last Action Hero, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Toys, Pulp Fiction, Snatch... I could go on and on forever.

Television:

Stargate, Family Guy, Futurama, just about any Stand-Up Comedian, Star Trek(TNG and DS9!), Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Scrubs

Books:

Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, other than that, I don't really read.

Heroes:

The first person who decided it would be a great idea to race minivans.

My Blog

Woo boy

The last couple of months have been really exciting.  Getting fired from a perfect job that spoiled me way too much(for bullshit reasons that my company sided with me on.  Too bad the compa...
Posted by Tank on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

Random Lyrics Blog: Hellyeah - Hellyeah

Hellyeah is a pretty new band that I think people should give a good listen to.  Leadsinger and guitar from Mudvayne, Drummer from Pantera and Nothingface, bassist from Nothingface, etc.&nbs...
Posted by Tank on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

You old fucks.

I need to rant a little. I'm just about tired of these old mother fuckers that think their knowledge is infallible.  They absolutely refuse to take any advice or suggestions from someone as young...
Posted by Tank on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

Oh noes! My Debit Card!!1

So apparently someone took my debit card info.  I got a call this morning and they said that someone had charged over $1000 to it in one transaction.  Okay, that pisses me off, but that's to...
Posted by Tank on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

The minivan... she's gone... =(

So I just made the hardest choice of my life.  I traded in the minivan for a new F-150.  Trust me, it needed to be done.  If the timing belt would have broke, it would total the van. I...
Posted by Tank on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

I'm... ordained?

As of October 12th, 2006, I am an Ordained Minister. Is it true?  Has Richard found God?    Haha, not likely.    But still, if you need to get married, I'm the guy to go to!...
Posted by Tank on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST