This page is merely an update page, and is not used for anything other than defining my coding for my primary myspace page. If you are on this page, but not on my Http://www.myspace.com/jaygriffin page, than most likely you are a fuck tard who doesnt realize that I never use this page and/or you have no interest in what I say or do so why the fuck are you on my friend list anyway?! Those of you who are only on this page because you had some kind of problem with me on my primary one are srsly not worth my fucking time. I think you should know that. peace.
Who honestly reads this shit anyway? Anyone? Nobody reads other peoples "About me" sections! They're too busy worrying about who's reading their own! Guess who's reading your "About me"? Nobody! That's who!
Do you seriously want to know anything about me? I doubt it. If you actualy want to know something about me than fine! Know this:
1.) I make it a point to "out dick" everyone. Example; If you were to say to someone, "I think you've gained some weight." I would take it a knotch further by saying, "You look like Danny DiVeto when he played the Penquin in that shitty Batman movie. How's the adult diabetis, heffer?"
2.) I am completely 100% shameless. I don't know exactly what that means, but that's what I've been told.
3.) I am an asshole 60% of the time. By asshole I mean I say and do things that you wouldnt expect to ever come to anyone elses mind. Trust me, it make me a lot of fun to be around sometimes.
I come across as a jerk sometimes, but under that layer of disgust for the human race I am actually a pretty emotional person who genuinely does care about people. That's probably why I am so appalled by the way they treat one another. When I get nervious I get really cold. When I start to stress about things I get the Hakuna Matata song from The Lion King stuck in my head. Sometimes the same little things that bother me one minute can make me smile the next.
You know how some people make lists of the things they want to do before they die? I don't! I make lists of things I don't want to do!
Things I NEVER want to do:
1.) Have sex with a man
2.) Get married
3.) Have kids of my own
4.) Be homeless or poor
5.) Smoke crack again [my uncle laced my weed once when I was 16]
6.) Snort coke
7.) Kill someone unintentionally
8.) Never own a pet walrus
9.) Kill my pet walrus unintentionally
10.)Shoot heroin with my pet walrus
11.)Brake a bone
12.)Hurt/molest children
13.)Have a criminal record
14.)Piss on someones face intentionally
15.)Eat shit [like, real shit, not the shit I eat every day at work]
16.)Have a foriegn object in my ass
17.)drown
18.)Burn down a house oops! My bad.
19.)Be a vegetarian or vegan
20.)Ride a Hoveround or Rascal scooter [and lose any dignity I might still have]
21.)Die in Pittsburgh
22.)Incorrectly use the word "love" to define a relationship
23.)Steroids
24.)Stand down from my beliefs
25.)Eat human flesh
26.)Hang out with Rocco
27.)Worry about anything
Yeah, that's enough for now.
You can email me here on MySpace, otherwise I prefer you talk to me on Yahoo Instant Messanger as:
NoRest4TheGriffin
Or on Aim as:
NoRest4DaGriffin
Who I'd like to meet [a suicide peom]. - J.Griffin
Hello dark hair, how are you?
Please tell me how I've been.
So many things to talk about.
The question now is, "when?".
Now dark hair please forgive me,
for things I've done and seen.
When all my dreams elude me,
it's no wonder I'm so mean.
I try to show compassion,
from within this empty shell.
To overcome my mountains,
I reached the top and fell.
Hello green eyes, how are you?
I'm glad you broke my fall.
Yet I wish you weren't a picture,
painted on this damned brick wall.
A dead boys dream. - Jay Griffin
In a place not far nor near,
there are the thoughts of dread and fear.
Then one day with great suprise,
A boy would open all their eyes.
"The world is not a happy place."
He looked the demon in its face.
"Murder, famin, death, disease."
Then the boy fell to his knees.
He yelled and screamed and pleaded so.
"This is not the world I know."
"Everything is dead and gone."
"In this world there is no dawn."
"They make their efforts to survive."
"I'm just greatful I'm alive."
Then the voice said in one breath,
"With all life there must be death."
Now the boy would stand his ground.
His voice was heard from all around.
"Why do people try?" He'd say,
"If they're going to die some day."
Then the voice said to the boy,
"I'm not bad nor full of joy."
"And living is a thing you're not."
"Ten years ago you had been shot."
"The people get back what they give."
"They've forgotten how to live."
"I'm no deity nor demon supreme."
"And from now on you'll live a dream."
"You see my son, your soul's asleep."
"Your body, buried six feet deep."
Then the boy was back on land.
Buried deep beneath the sand.
When we sleep, there's nothing fake.
Our lives are dreams while we're awake.
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