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Ready the Cannons

About Me

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In the midst of the great tragic Guernian Blizzard/bank robbery of 1752 four strangers were forced to meet under such conditions. A transylvanian cobler who cannot pronounce silent E's ; a clothing weary spirit gardener, only able to hold three plates at a time ; a left handed mime raised by wind and made entirely out of socks and human ; and a magic puddle who speaks of the past by using knock knock jokes. Each a worthy splash in perils' pond, but when their powers combine these airomatic steeds are able to lift a small chair for multiple seconds. Is the world ready to be ignored by such splended chumrodery? Is there enough room in my bed for another typewriter? Can the demons of the spindled west create a vaccine in time for smaxsus? The answers lie in you. ..

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Member Since: 03/02/2007
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Record Label: None

My Blog

SpotlightSTL interview by Kari Williams

Friday, January 15, 2010 Ready The Cannons Explodes with originality By Kari Williams Combining influences of nintendo music, show tunes and heavy metal, Ready the Cannons burst into St....
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:34:00 GMT

Pageant Photos

Check out the site below to check out some top notch shots of us from the Pageant show.Pageant Pics http://www.chasinganthems.com/2009/08/05/ready-the-cannons-t he-pageant/
Posted by on Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:40:00 GMT

Ready the Cannons on Facebook

We are now on Facebook. Go to the link below and become one of our fans. That would be fantastic!http://www.facebook.com/readythecannons
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:18:00 GMT

SHIRTS ARE IN!!

Good day to all of you sophisticated people!! We finally received our Ready the Cannons T-Shirts!! These sweet new shirts are gonna be the biggest thing since cottage cheese! We have 6 smokin hot colo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:12:00 GMT

New T-Shirts in Route!

Hello all of you beautiful people! Yes.. T-Shirts are being produced right now!! Unfortunately, they won't be ready by our June 19th show... Bummer... But they will be available for future shows. ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:30:00 GMT

5 Song EP Available Now!

Hello, World! We have new a EP out! You can grab one up at CD Warehouse or at any upcoming show. Enjoy! Ready the Cannons
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:31:00 GMT

New Music Coming Soon!

Good news! We, Ready the Cannons or as some have come to call it, Spaghetti Splendor, are in the studio. We are working on a 5 song demo that is sure to kill many baby angels. We are all really excite...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:58:00 GMT