The Church of Briantology

For those of you that do not know me, I actually am, in fact, a ninja. However, I have recently abandoned my mainland ninja ways in order to learn the ways of the native Hawaiian. Yes, that means that I have moved to Hawaii. Brenda, the love of my life, and I have recently posted up in Waikiki and are loving it so far. There is so much to do and so many things to see. As far as everything else goes, the unmanliness continues, and maybe even got worse. Hawaii is one of the few places where you don't feel like less of a man for ordering a drink with an umbrella in it!P.S. I love Hamsters, oh and i dont really love showtunes.......that much. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile....