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Name: Brendan
Birthday: 12/10/1985
Birthplace: S. Weymouth
Current Location: Marshvegas, MA
Eye Color: Blue, with little specks of green.
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighy
Your Heritage: FINNISH!! (also Irish, Norwegian, a little dash of polish too)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reef flip flops
Your Weakness: which one? there are a few
Your Fears: hmm... spiders, can't think of much else
Your Perfect Pizza: The original venus' cheese pizza. absolutely perfect.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Keeping a job long enough to buy a new car.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: gtg
Thoughts First Waking Up: where the fuck am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: I totally suck
Your Bedtime: 2-4 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Whalom Park w/ buddies
Pepsi or Coke: Mr. Pib
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's, biotch
Single or Group Dates: whatever, as long as it's remotely interesting
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: homemade long island ice tea for me.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: sure
Do you Swear: every day
Do you Sing: not around others, what do you think I am?
Do you Shower Daily: doesn't everyone?
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: I'm there
Do you want to get Married: someday maybe
Do you belive in yourself: not enough
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no, I love to read in fast moving cars
Do you think you are Attractive: not in the least
Are you a Health Freak: ?????? you obviously don't listen to my previous responses
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: more than most people
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, some guitar, piano, and the awesome djembe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes indeed
In the past month have you Smoked: yes indeed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes indeed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup, unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, i haven't had an oreo in like two years
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, but not on purpose
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, lucky me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, far too frigid
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I try to steal daily
Ever been Drunk: contantly recovering
Ever been called a Tease: no, god no
Ever been Beaten up: no, i tend to fuck up almost anything that hits me
Ever Shoplifted: yes i have, what are you gonna do about it?
How do you want to Die: in a spectacular pyrotechnics display gone horribly wrong
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mature, responsible and suave
What country would you most like to Visit: India
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: red or brown
Short or Long Hair: either or, im not picky
Height: as long as she's tall enough to drive a car or short enough to not bang her head off of doorways, im a happy camper
Weight: whatever, im not picky, as long as she's healthy
Best Clothing Style: wear what you like, i dig that bohemian, soho-esque style though, enough with the surfer chicks
Number of Drugs I have taken: everything but heroin, crack, shrooms, ketamine and dex
Number of CDs I own: I steal most of my music, but probably like 300
Number of Piercings: currently none, have had ears, lip, eyebrow and me nips, mate.
Number of Tattoos: none, im too busy designing and giving them to get them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only one.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

At this point, anybody who's got something real to say.and this guy:

Music:

Jazz, indie rock, blues, world beat, hip-hop, classical, everything from Mingus

to The Microphones.(oh and I fucking love Pavement)And so much in between

Movies:

In no particular order; The Seven Samurai, UHF (thanks Drew), Volunteers,Moscow On The Hudson (Robbin Williams at his best), Animal Farm, TheGoonies, Matchstick Men (watch it more than once, you'll get it), TheMotorcycle Diaries, Donnie Darko, Lost In Interpretation, Eternal Sunshine ofthe Spotless Mind, In the Heat Of The Night (this is in my Top 5, SidneyPoitier is possibly the most convicing actor ever, Rod Steiger is phenomenal),New Jack City (Wesley Snipes' best role), So I'm A Cheerleader, Zardoz(again, thanks Drew), 12 Angry Men, Stripes (Bill Murray at his finest), Aelita(silent, but it speakes loudly, 1924), The Blues Brothers, Man On Fire, CitizenKane, Apocalypse Now, On the Waterfront, Taxi Driver (if you don't think thatthis is DeNiro's best movie, you didn't see it), Berlin Alexanderplatz, OneFlew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, October Sky (thanks Dad), The ShawshankRedemption, American Beauty, Groundhog Day, Armed And Dangerous,Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or 'Life Of Brian', almost as good), MadMax: 'Beyond Thunderdome', Great Expectations (1946, [the new onesucked]), The Red Shoes, Trainspotting, Doctor Zhivago, The Man WhoWould Be King, Chinatown, Blue Velvet, Do The Right Thing (the only SpikeLee 'Joint' that I really appreciate), The Immigrant (silent [and betterbecause of it], 1917), The Caine Mutiny (1954), Akira (breathtakinglybeautiful, and I hate animated films), Un Chien Andalou (most people don'tget that this is a satirical comedy, 1928), Nosferatu (a "horror"thats "horrifyingly" amusing, at least to me), The Thin Blue Line, and sooomany more, but hey, who the hell would read all this, get a fuckin job, Jesus.

Television:

Today young men on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. (In reality, I'm not this serious, jeeze. I like to watch "Legends of the Hidden Temple.")

Books:

Everything Kurt Vonnegut's ever written, Orwell's later work, "The Brothers Karamazov" -Fyodor Dostoevsky, "The Complete Stories" -Fanz Kafka, "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" -Tom Wolfe, "A People's History of The United States" -Howard Zinn, and way too many more to list here.

Heroes:


!!SQUIRRELS!! (I also look up to the following); Wolfgang, Depressed nightshift super-alchoholic tedeschi's guy, ted kennedy's liver, The Screamin' Korean, and last but not least,anyone who appreciates the subtle, neo-political undercurrent in each and every episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Oh and The Old Crow Medicine Show

My Blog

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Wow, im a fag who bitches and moans on a "blog" on my very own fagget-ass website. I fuckin suck man, fuck me.
Posted by Cptn. Fantastic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST