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jamie

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...how he got in my pajamas I'll never know....

About Me

New things about me....hmmmm..... My wonderful Joe and I recently masquaraded as Margaret Dumont and Groucho Marx....I love Joe...I am not a good speller...I know more about bees and less about politics than I should...my rats are very large..like ferrets...fuzzy fuzzy ferrets and I love them, and cheese...which why I should exercize more....I love reading and Penn and Teller...and working my big-girl job...and no, I don't mean modeling plus sized clothing....I dream of going back to school and learining Russian and how to quilt...I keep dreaming about babies...I love my family and my friends...I miss Danielle and Andrew and want to run away with them and live in a cabin in the woods....I finally used my sewing machine and no longer fear it's strength and strange ways.... Layout by: Myspace Layouts Creator

My Interests

PHTOGRAPHY: particularly black and white silver gelatin printing, also i enjoy portraiture and my newfound talents of digital manipulation...although my education goes unused and my talents unhoned why i work day in and day out selling things to people...but at least it's not any thing processed..LIFE: I am currently trying to accept that the past doesn't exist, there is no future and that reality is an illusion of perception...so far all i can accept is that all suffering comes from desire and in order to eliminate suffering you must elliminate desire....the problem is, i have such a strong desire for things to turn out the way i plan or at least for the world not to impose its self on me, that i am constantly suffering...also i have issues with control....did i mention i was promissed a puppy? RATS: I love all animals but the only thing small enough and intelligent enough for me to bother hiding in my apartment is rats. Since my first pair, Mr. Dizzy Gillespi(R.I.P.) and Noodles the Blind(R.I.P) I have read six books, joined two message boards and done untold hours of internet research. I have to appriciate, love and yes...some times dieify my pets.....here they are in chrnologigal order....... Mr. Dizzy Gillespi...(R.I.P. July 2006) ...Noodles the Blind.....(R.I.P. November 2005) ...Miles and Coltrane....(Born August 2005) ....Bazooka and Apache Cheif....(Born February 2006)

I'd like to meet:

I'm mostly met up thanks...unless you are David Harper who I used to go to summer camp with...or almost anyone I used to go to summer camp with...I liked summer camp a whole bunch...for the most part...maybe it was hangin' with David Harper that made it fun I can't be sure....

Music:

Dpends on my mood....i'm nearly punked out since highschool but but i still indulge now and then when i feel really powerful or angry. when i'm jumpy and energetic it's billy joel and paul simon....i enjoy jazz and blues a lot lately.....and can do johnny cash anytime!!

Movies:

I just saw Click last night and was surprised at what a great story and relateable theme it held...it made me cry....and laugh...and i was soooo releaved it didn't end all sad...even though I thought that was kinda hokey...

Television:

I get it all on netflix...I love Veronica Mars and Penn&Teller's Bullshit.....I had to get rid of TV because I was addicted to day time drama...i would come home from school and watch judging amy and law and order and nypd blue until my retnas were scarred and then i would be late for work and didn't do any school work....and i never got to see the news or sunday night fox which is why we got tv in the first place...so i don't have tv any more SCREW YOU RUPERT MURDOCH!!!

Books:

Joe just bought me a really interesting one about a circus performer and an elephant...I'm excited about that one...I have been jumping back and forth between comics, Dahrma Bums, and majohng on the DS Lite...I'm addicted...Ithink it's turning my brains to mush

My Blog

my super duper special new skill...sort of....

So I've know for several years how to do one lonley crochet stitch and i've used it to dream up all sorts of wobbly things that i['ve been proud ofbut i rrecently learned a pattern stitch that i've be...
Posted by jamie on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

Hallow-freakin-ween!!!

For those of you who wonder what's going on in my life....TOO BAD!!! look at my pictures from Amanda's kick ass Halloween party instead!!Dave and Amanda as Hook and TinkJustin and Barb as sex crazed v...
Posted by jamie on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

Game Night whoooo!

so we planned game night with high hopes but feared the worst.joe is the biggest kind of board game geek and even belongs to a message boad of the same namewe own over 40 obscure board gamesthe fear w...
Posted by jamie on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST

News Flash: Rats in need of homes as NJ rescue closes

I belong to ratta muffin rat reskue's forum on yahoo. while i don't post there i am notified of all new posts and read them regularly. the one i am going to paste below just came to me tonight and i t...
Posted by jamie on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:01:00 PST

test blog

this is a test blog for joe   it is public   it is a test   public test blog   yay.
Posted by jamie on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:57:00 PST

Ich hast der Wanderlust im dem Winterzeit

and i'm rusty on my german but besides all that my wanderlust will soon be satisfied this birthentines we are puerto rico bound and i am so fucking excited!! we went with an all inclusive package to a...
Posted by jamie on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST

strange tales of intrigue

on my last vacation i bought three bumper stickers   one reads "god protect me from you followers" another, "i found jesus, he was under the sofa the whole time" the last is a rosie the riviter p...
Posted by jamie on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:37:00 PST

the latest

i realized i haven't blogged since noodles died and thought i should probably get on with my life not that i haven't been doing anything i just haven't been writing about it i moved the new rats in wi...
Posted by jamie on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:20:00 PST

a eulogy of sorts

Noodles the Blind: ?/?/2003- 11/2/2005 Died last night at red bank animal hospital where he was euthanized after an unending bout of uncrollable seizure and paralysis. even though he was cranky and an...
Posted by jamie on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:38:00 PST

R.I.P. Noodles the Blind: Mindtaker

today my rat Noodles, who had been suffering the loss of his hind legs yet dealing pretty well, had to be euthanizedhe had just come out for his first introduction to new rats Miles and Coltran...
Posted by jamie on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:46:00 PST