Photography, playing golf, tennis and softball, watching Gators or Bucs football, eating great food, becoming more spiritual.
I'd like to meet:
I'm mainly here to network with models for my various photography projects. If I happen to meet the girl of my dreams, that would simply be a bonus. I'm typically more drawn to one of two different types of girls...exotic women or southern girls. Just in case anyone has someone in mind ;-)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Tres
Birthday:
March 15
Birthplace:
Opelika, Alabama...just outside Auburn
Current Location:
Tampa, FL
Eye Color:
Green
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Righty...never trust those lefties other than Kristi and Justice
Your Heritage:
Irish/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today:
K Swiss tennis shoes
Your Weakness:
Soft lips, kids, dogs, golf
Your Fears:
Palmetto bugs, flying in a plane (although I do it if forced and given a Xanax)
Your Perfect Pizza:
The one in front of me at that time
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
A hole in one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Coffee please
Your Best Physical Feature:
Taint
Your Bedtime:
After polishing off that bottle of Jack
Your Most Missed Memory:
My Superman cape and shirt and flying in Publix to impress the girls
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke...Pepsi tastes weird
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Burrito Brothers in Gainesville
Single or Group Dates:
What are those?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Home made sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla with chocolate chips
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Triple grande latte with 3 Sweet-n-Lows
Do you Smoke:
Gross gross gross
Do you Swear:
Fu*$in' never
Do you Sing:
Only when cornered in a prison shower
Do you Shower Daily:
Only when singing in prison
Have you Been in Love:
Yes, until I was thrown out of there
Do you want to go to College:
Would I have to actually go to classes again, or could I just play tennis all day and drink beer all night?
Do you want to get Married:
Who would have someone like me?
Do you belive in yourself:
What does "belive" mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Only during really intense sex acts
Do you think you are Attractive:
Babies, small children and dogs seem to love me, so at least to some groups I am
Are you a Health Freak:
No, just a freak freak
Do you get along with your Parents:
My mother passed away in early 2005, and I miss her very much...she was my biggest fan
Do you like Thunderstorms:
If I had someone to cuddle with, storms would be kinda cool
Do you play an Instrument:
That's a very personal question
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Does moonshine count?
In the past month have you Smoked:
Never, ever in my life
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
I shot up with Viagra and went on a 48 hour masturbation binge
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
I went to breakfast with two very hot superhero girls this morning, so I'm pretending it was a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
That's always where I hide when the zombies come
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Just the inside cream
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Until she came twice, yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:
I call Bingo at the local retirement hall on Tuesday nights
In the past month have you been Dumped:
You gotta date to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
I went fatty dipping instead
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Every time I beat my business partner at golf and take all his money, it feels a bit like stealing
Ever been Drunk:
No, I've always been Tres
Ever been called a Tease:
I'm way too easy for that
Ever been Beaten up:
I paid good money for that...ooh it hurt so good
Ever Shoplifted:
Got caught stealing a Hot Wheels car by the manager at Eckerd Drugs when I was 11, and it lead to a long life of crime
How do you want to Die:
When Tom Cruise's spaceship comes for me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
A beautiful lesbian with big knockers
What country would you most like to Visit:
Cuba, Spain, Portugal, Puerto Rico...wherever the Latinas are
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Anything but yellow
Favourite Hair Color:
I'm a brunette guy, but much love to my blondie friends
Short or Long Hair:
As long as you can grab onto it while riding that bucking bronco, it's long enough
Height:
5'4" and under preferably, unless I'm being tied up and beaten by my mistress
Weight:
Not to skinny please...we like a bit of meat on our bitches
Best Clothing Style:
Jeans and a tiny T-shirt does it to me everytime
Number of Drugs I have taken:
I always paid
Number of CDs I own:
Counting porn?
Number of Piercings:
Nada
Number of Tattoos:
Nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Stealing that Hot Wheel car, trying to fly in Publix, accidentally swallowing all the Pixie Stick powdered sugar...3
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Music:
I like all types except for most rap. I love old school R&B like Earth, Wind & Fire, Kool and the Gang, Commodores, Michael Jackson before he became a white freak, Madonna, the Beatles, the Doors and more.
Movies:
My favorites include Forest Gump, The Natural, Caddyshack, Stripes, Trading Places, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Jaws, Rocky and lots of others. The funniest comedy I've seen in a LONG time is Super Bad!
Television:
I'm addicted to Heroes, Friday Night Lights, Lost, CSI Vegas/Miami/NY, John From Cincinnati (HBO cancelled it after one season, those dicks), anything about UFOs, Entourage, Flight of the Condors, NFL and college football, major league baseball, PGA golf.
Books:
"Watchers," "Odd Thomas" and "Forever Odd" by Dean Koontz, John Grisham books. I'm reading the third Odd Thomas book by Koontz now, "Brother Odd."
Heroes:
My mother (RIP 3/27/05). She was the most giving, loving and honest person I've ever met. She was my biggest supporter and toughest critic. For all of you that still have your mothers, cherish every last minute you spend with them. Life is VERY short.
