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After yet another long night of drunken debauchery, The Man, Jennifer and Noah found themselves sprawled on a couch in a state of whimsical abandon when a voice shattered the serenity "Damn you guys look hot, all lying there and shit!" which was followed by an utterly preposterous-though-fortuitous challenge: "I dare you to form a band!" While Jennifer polished off the rest of her Grey Goose hangover cure, Noah and The Man weighed the feasibility of the whole project against the time-tested band requisites. Unemployed? Check! Musical ability and/or manual dexterity capable of midi controller manipulation? Check! Anger management issues? Check (with the exception of The Man who shows his emotions during select weekends and seasonal periods only). Languidness? Whathefuxthatmean...uh check! Fabulousness?! Double check!! Why not form a band? That way, the trio could legitimately satiate their desire for material goods and/or party as often as was necessary and then have their accountants write the whole thing off at tax time; and, once Jennifer realized that she could wear pretty clothing in the photos, The Man could use his visual and environmental abilities to craft the album art, and Noah could have another reason to waste money on equipment, there was no turning back.
Music! Art! High fashion! Get ready to fall in Love & Luxuria.
