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CLARIFICATIONS: The mighty Zak Attack did NOT create this page. This page was created by his 2 'favorite girls / biggest fans' in honor of his ASSKICKERY! The Mighty One may be kind of enough to communicate with you via this wretched tool called myspace. Do not get your hopes up.... Sir Beatdown may be very busy KICKING ASS!!
QUICK ZAK ATTACK FACTS:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Zak Attack allows to live. Zak Attack does not sleep. He waits. Zak Attack is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Zak Attack can slam a revolving door. Zak Attack can divide by zero. Zak Attack grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Zak Attack ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Zak Attack and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Zak Attack can touch MC Hammer. Zak Attack doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Zak Attack does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. Zak Attack did in fact, build Rome in a day. Zak Attack was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown. Zak Attack eats lightning and farts thunder. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Zak Attack’s sweat Zak Attack’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.Zak Attack is not only a noun, but a verb.
