I'm not big or clever. But I'm not stupid, either. I don't like bad eyebrows. I always carry my calculator around with me, in case I ever need to do a sum. I make tea using hot tap water because I'm too lazy to boil the kettle. I always laugh at my own jokes. I spend more money than I earn and will soon be so poor that I will be making clothes out of carrier bags and wooden spoons. Red wine makes my teeth go grey. I forget to brush my hair. Holding hands makes my head spin. My hole-punch is so rubbish that I might as well bite holes into my work. I hate the idea of someone dragging a fork over their teeth. My cat is cooler than an icecube. Long finger nails are horrid, but even worse on boys.
Once Patrick, Jonathan and I went to the Natural History Museum, to see the Dinojaws exhibition. I still have the paper that advertised it originally. Anyway, the exhibition was wicked but a little bit childish, so I bought a t-shirt but they didn't have one for my age, so I picked up the one for a five year old which sadly fits me rather well.
Down in the underground bit is where we sat for a long time and Jonathan showed off his phone - which was new at the time. It was here where Patrick and I recited Shakespeare and made a music video to a song, which I can't remember. It was a good day.
I like tuna 'cause I'm Una
Calvin Klein pants are extremely comfortable.
