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Fluorescent Adolescent

if it wasnt for date rape id never get laid

About Me

IM RISS .."There was also in his nature a trait which some people would call laziness, thought it was not quite that. No one was capable of harder work, when it had to be done, and few could better shoulder responsibility; but the facts remained that he was not passionately fond of activity, and did not enjoy responsibility at all."-James Hilton When I grow up I'll be a lady
All my rings will be made of gold
I'll put flowers in my room
I'll wear perfume
I won’t listen to rock and rollWhen I grow up I want a cowboy
With dust all over his jeans
With a horse named Jack
And a ten-gallon hat
He is nice but he looks so mean

My Interests

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd

We aint too pretty we aint too proud

We might be laughing a bit too loud

Aw but that never hurt no one

I'd like to meet:

CRASHMAN & GALLANT HERO

Movies:

i like movies. i love stupid comedy movies that make me giggle. empire records
pretty in pink
benny and joon
anchorman
etcetcetcetc

I also love my penguin mel and CASSY!
mel and i are scungy stripper whore penguins fo lyfff yo!

My Blog

20 things.

20 things left unsaid;1) List 20 things that you want to say to people, but never will.2) Don't say who they are.3) Never discuss it again.1. I'll never forgive you for what you did to him. 2. I ...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST

how to survive at life...

RISSY'S TIPS AT HOW TO SURVIVE AT LIFE:1) Dont visit Wolf Creek. Ever.2) Don't Hitch hike.3) Don't pick up hitch hikers. Especially if they have either a twitch or a body-shaped bag.4)Don't visit Texa...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST

MY REAL ABOUT ME SECTION

Here is what Guss says about me:   "When you meet a new person, you always have those silly conversation starters that you seem to use a fair tad, in persuing a conversation with this new kid. Th...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:58:00 PST

i find the most erotic pat of a woman is the boobies

Philip J. Fry "Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you." (1ACV01 - Space Pilot 3000) "It's the future! My parents, my cowor...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:50:00 PST

the 3 amigos for the wife's birthday!

haha last night andrea (my dear wife) and myself went to julzy's house for the wife's birthday....here are some awesometacular pictures from last night....yes we did just sit around drinking and takin...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:03:00 PST

i get a craving like i fiend for nicotine...

but i dont need a cigarette, know what i mean? (if not its because i dont smoke....) well i thought id do one of those 'everything-i-did-today' kinda blogs because ive had an awesome day... ill tr...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:49:00 PST

101 ways to annoy...

101 ways to annoy your roommate! 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach ev...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 07:11:00 PST

random

midgets and the people who touch them you've seen me dance now watch me fornicate im a quarter bi...mygrandfather was bi so that makes me a quater bi trials and tribulations of a truckstop whore sorry...
Posted by Fluorescent Adolescent on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:00:00 PST