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"Treading the fine line between ‘art’ and ‘cunt’, K Mason (aka ‘Keith Mason’) got me drunk last night and convinced me to write a fucking biography for him. The fact that I woke up with my clothes on convinced me to settle my end of the bargain. I’ve really no idea what the fuck happened so I’m not going to make jokes about it, you can end up in court for that kind of shit, so they tell me.To business. Keith is like 6â€6, and he’s around 24. Back in the day he played with Vodka Party and some faggish cover band with that cunt whose daughter was in that band that Psycroptic used to play in. He’s supported a whole bunch of shithouse international arsepluggers like Will Oldham and Bob Log but he won’t ever tell you about it because he’s got this incredibly rare disease, almost unknown amongst Hobart Musicians, called ‘Humility’. It makes him seem like this timid little wallflower with a heart of gold, and combined with he fact he’s a fucking genius, it’s really enough to make the rest of us SICK AS DOGS, NOT TO MENTION FUCKING HUNGOVER.K Mason’s music reminds me of that time I took my best mate to the hospital because he’d had some fucking terrible reaction to this acid we were taking, and then later on we sat around and listened to Leonard Cohen. Because its all spacey and pretty as fuck and really really disconcerting. K Masons music reminds me that I’m a cunt, but that there’s capacity to become better. Stupid hippy prick." Jesse ..