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alexpayne

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

About Me


I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

SAY SOMETHING!

My Interests

Bop It

I'd like to meet:

A boy, but I'm not holding my breath.

Babes
Daina
Daisy
Joan
Dani
Janet
Kaila
Caileigh

Boys
Zack
Andreas
Jake
TJ
Ryan G
Dan
Devon
JP
Just Kyle
Steph

Music:

The Clash

Movies:

Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2

Television:

Grey's Anatomy

Books:

The Shining
Trainspotting
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Quinten Tarantino
Spike Jonze
Hunter S. Thompson
Frank Miller

My Blog

My dreams are a cruel joke

My life is perfect. I have the cutest boy in the entire world, my family doesn't fight, and drama doesn't exist. I couldn't ask for anything more in the entire world.LifeIsPerfect. Then I wake up, and...
Posted by alexpayne on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST

Best blog you may ever see in your life

I was going through my photobucket, and came across the most ridiculous things.I love seeing the evolution of myself and my friends. hahaha my Daisy! The first myspace sign I ever got :) And my Jenny....
Posted by alexpayne on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Love/Hate/Miss

To all the people who mean anything to me.I can almost guarentee you're in this. Daina Miller I love: that you are my sister, for better or worse. We were made for each other.I hate: chester. And the ...
Posted by alexpayne on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST