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HEY, IM EVZ... TAKE AWAY DA "Z", ADD "ARED" AND U'VE GOT MY GOVERNMENT ISSUED NAME... FIGURE IT OUT AND U'LL BE SENT TO HEAVEN! BUT YA'LL CAN JUST CALL ME BOB... IM FROM DA UNITED STATES OF HAWAII... PROUD TO BE A HAWAIIAN-AMERICAN! I DIG MICHAEL JACKSON, RAP IN DA SHOWER, EAT CHOCOLATE WHEN I DRINK 21 AND OVER BEVERAGES, CHEER FOR DA NETS BRAVES RAVENS, BUILD BOTTLE ROCKETS & MODEL AIRPLANES! RACING TORTOISES IS MY FAVORITE... DA THRILL OF GOING ONE-ON-ONE WITH DA DAMN THING CANT BE MATCHED... NOT EVEN BY JUMPING OFF A 3FT TALL BOX! IM EMERIL WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING SPAM EGGS AND RICE... SO DONT TEST... I HATE MEAN 4YR OLD KIDS, THEY'RE DA SCARIEST =( WELL, THATS MY LIFE IN 3 NUT SHELLS... WELL, 3 1/2... NEED TO KNOW MORE, GO ASK GOD... HE HAS ALL DA ANSWERS... WANNA PARTY... GO FIND A ROCKSTAR... WANNA READ A BOOK AND DRINK HOT TEA, HOLLER AT YOUR BOY!